She's probably THE most amazing person I've ever met.
Stupidly intelligent, funny, pretty, and best of all, my bezzie mate.

The lack of sexyteims is the only downside though. I seriously don't know what to do about it though. I don't do the dirty, wouldn't dream of ending the relationship based purely on that alone but can't exactly pressure her to do it can I?

ROCK: me :HARD PLACE
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:12, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Therapy?
Counselling?
Rohypnol?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)

To be fair,
judging by a few things she's said recently. I think she needs it. That said, I don't want to bring things up and upset her or appear to be pressuring her into something purely because I want more sex.

She doesn't think there's a problem.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I think there are ways of bringing these things up
I'm sure she knows it's a biiit of a problem and it's probably a self-confidence thing, if I know girls. And despite jokes about stereotypes, Catholicism does cause a fair old bit of guilt.
I'm sure in time you could get things a bit better.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

There's a few other factors but I'm sure that's one of them too.
We're very open and talk about things and I have mentioned how I feel. Just don't want to overstate a point, y'know?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Well I'll get St Jude on the case
and she might turn into a right goer like Vip's missus.
I've had her.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)

that sounds remarkably like something I've been through fairly recently
things have changed now however, and I'm not entirely sure why.

not very helpful I'll admit...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Wanna swap?
I'll have the happy one and you can work your magic again...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I'm next on his bird

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)

you're a delight!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I'd look delightful on her

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)

*considers*
*drools a bit*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)

We'd send you on a fool's errand

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)

that's unfair
if there's shenanigans going on I should at least get to watch
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Only through a spyhole
You can't come in
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I'm not sure I like this arrangement
we all know that you are totally hot for me, and would clearly want me there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Yeah but I want to piss you off
So that when you finally burst in on us you're all raging
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

ok, that's fair enough
chances are that I'd get bored of not being able to see much and go smoke a bong or something
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

fuck off then
and shut the door
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

if that's your attitude maybe I won't invite you round...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)

You can't invite me round ever.
I would actually look at her boobs while she was talking, and occasionally flit up to looking at her nose and she would say "Get that fucking weirdo out."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

hahaha
probably!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

watch touch myself
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)

that's a given

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I'll stick thanks

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)