Actually, all of your dreams are really brilliant
It's just that you can't remember them, except for the last few seconds just as you wake up. Then you can just about hear the Doof-Doofs as the theme tune plays at the cliffhanger to your dream and your alarm goes off.

Good morning, by the way.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Less of the "good"
It's not even 9 o'fucking clock yet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:49, Reply)

It's a lovely morning
I've been up for over an hour and a half and feel fine. I'm a morning person.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:53, Reply)

I am, normally, honest
But I got too little sleep and have been at work an hour already. Apologies if I seem like a grumpy cunt. The coffee will kick in soon and then I'll be H-I-(wait for it)larious
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:01, Reply)

I got two hours less sleep
than I'd liked to have had, but I'm fine.

However, come 4pm, I'll be knackered.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:07, Reply)

At which point I shall remember your courtesy this morning
and sympathise. By 4pm I'll be in the full throes of the murderous rage inspired by the eternal problem of working in sales... the fucking customers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:12, Reply)