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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I haven't heard that in years.
*brings tear to eyes*
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
I met a young lady in a bar who, when asked to keep a secret, said
Women can't keep secrets,
Men can't hold onto farts
So if you want me to keep it,
Stuff it up me arse!
I was very impressed.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:33, Reply)
I know we didn't call them zits back then.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:34, Reply)
They're always referred to as plooks. Unless you're trying to be polite, in which case they're spots. Not pimples or zits though.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:36, Reply)
an unfortunately over-spotty kid was forever heralded through the corridors of my school as "plooky bastard" - at least you knew when he was coming
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:52, Reply)
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