With apologies to Lewis Carroll
The time has come, the old cunts said
To speak of many things
Of zimmer frames and hearing aids
And haemorrhoid cream that stings.
And we will think us lucky
At how much joy that brings.

If only time were slower
And all our days were long
We’d live them out in happiness
Tooting on a bong
And lots of other helpful pharm
To raise a smiling dong.

A little bit of leakage
Will get us through the day
The smell of wee, the smell of cats
Nought will us dismay
Dried up cooch means nothing
KY will let us play.

More may be added.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:39, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Top marks

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Clever old bugger.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Preens.
Thank you.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:43, Reply)