But I'm not allowed to shave my chest?
Ok but it better be a fucking huge bag. If I get so fat I can't see my dick anymore it better be worth it. Oh and either Flaming Hot or Beef. The pickled onion ones strip the skin off my mouth for some reason.
( Peej, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Man, this is going to be soooo fucking hot.
Oh god, my buttocks are wobbling with lust...oh god.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)

OH GOD!
I CAN'T STOP POOPIN'!

*blooooorp plap plap plap plap plap plap plap pppfffffttttttttt BLLOORG CHUFF PLOOO PLOOOTPLOOOTT*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)

ahhh....ahh....I think it's stoppe
*HHUUURRNN CHUFFA CHUFFA POOP A DINKLE BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRTTTTTTT*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I think that's
*parp*

I think that's

*plop*

I think that's

*plop*

I think....

*plop*

I

I

I think that's i *FFFFREEEEENN FWIP FWIP FWIP FWIP SSPPLAAAAASSSSSSSSSSH POOT POOT PAABLEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGG!*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Would someone lend me their trousers please?
I will pay you.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

well fuck you all.
apart from Vipros. and the ones that like me. and that one that looks like a squashed shed.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Go and get your hair cut you hippy.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooope
Go and...erm...grow your armpit hair or something....yeah, told you.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

p.s. well someone's got to be the woman in this relationship...

you're a terrible girlfriend.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:37, Reply)

the one that looks like a squashed shed?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:47, Reply)