If I was God then I would make all the guys bleed from their willies once a month.
Then see how quickly sanitary pads get given out free.

*Brands*
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:28, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

They're not exactly expensive though are they?
I know because I get sent to buy them. Yes that's right I am a man that buy sanitary towels for my wife, a fucking hero if you will, now where is my fucking medal!
( Peej, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I think if they make tampons free then they should also make nag proof ear plugs free.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:32, Reply)

They are when you're on the dole and every penny counts.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

So my taxes pay for their giro
and they want even more taxes out of me for free jam rags? well fuck right off dolescums!
( Peej, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I would like to kick a girl in the testicles.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I don't think we would need a pad.
Perhaps an ear bud style tampon for japs eye insertions, with applicator and non-applicator editions
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Just use an ear bud.
it's got a built in cock support too.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I can see it now
"Chaps Aye" - With all new cock support, available in a range of widths and lengths.

ALSO AVAILABLE

Limited Edition Ribbed Variety for all you fruity bastards out there
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I hope they're flavoured for afterwards...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Is that thick yukky blood or thin runny blood?
'cos if it was thin runny blood, guys would love it. You could graffiti at will, and writing in the snow would look mega.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:37, Reply)