That new woman from Countdown
Is looking lovely today.

Noticed anyone else on the telly recently who previously didn't light your candle?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:01, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How long does she have to be on countdown
before she stops being "new"?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Until she actually morphs in to Carol Vorderman.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I can't wait for this moment.
Legless is having a strop over on /qotw proper.

Or he was, now he's trying to sound reasonable.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Hehe I love a good flounce
and then the backtracking that follows

*gets popcorn*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:13, Reply)

If I was rob, I'd ban him for his
"Fair Enough
I'll accept that. But it would have been nice to have had a gaz at the time." response.

Self rightious prick.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I reckon that if I could find a way to channel your rage into electricity,
I’d have enough energy to power my entire house.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:23, Reply)

A big hamster wheel should work.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Wicked
I'll get cracking on making one!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I'm spitting on him as we speak

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Hahaha
Yes you are.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:57, Reply)

nice bit of internet spittery

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Fuck have you been?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:06, Reply)

some of us have jobs
christ woman, if I wanted a wife I'd have asked the gf by now
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:18, Reply)

You're fucking DEAD right
Talk to me like that.
If that poor girl's got any sense she's get wind of the fact that you intend to shackle her to your sorry arse and she'll be off right!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:20, Reply)

pfft
she, or any woman, would be lucky and happy to have me, and you know it!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:21, Reply)

lucky and happy to have me

Fritzled good and proper
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:22, Reply)

nice use of Fritzl as a verb there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I wanna get married IN a cathedral
Not TO one
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:22, Reply)

so you say
we all know that is not the case.

you're like that one who's in love with the Berlin Wall, except you think I'm a cathedral
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:23, Reply)

You cunt
I just burst out laughing and Tony's still in the office!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:25, Reply)

VICTORY!
*hums Dambusters theme*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Go frig off

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:26, Reply)

mwuhahahahhaha
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Oi!
Why do people always pick on me?
(off is getting pretty fucking sick of all this, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Oh dears
I've just gone and had a look... thrown in my 2p too! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:59, Reply)

No idea
I rarely watch Countdown.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Jungle life
I'm far away from nowhere
On my own like Tarzan Boy

Hide and seek
I play along while rushing cross the forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Ain't your business if I got a monkey on my back.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Alright, Shandy?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Are you rocking the pished-up lishp shing today?
It's almost my name, good effort! Well, the first letter's right, anyway.

How's tricks?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Why can’t you do it?
Why can’t you set your monkey free?
Always giving into it
Do you love your monkey or do you love me?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:57, Reply)