Andy Parsons is a twat
I saw.. oh crap.. the blonde one who sits on the other end to Andy, anyways he lives near me and I saw him in a resturaunt yeah.

Fuck that was a shit story
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:09, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Russell Howard?
I saw some of his standup. it was fucking hilarious. nice dose of random weirdness.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Yes him.
Guy I used to work with lived next door and occassionally used to hide in the bush outside the house and as Russell walked past sing "I'm watching yoooouuu"

Which makes me think maybe Russell attracts weirdness and all his stories are actually true
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I like Russell Howard
In fact I'd go so far as to say, Would.

Odd little chap, but would.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:23, Reply)

But he's so childish...
It great in his stand-up but could you imagine shagging him whilst he grins like a 13 year old on calpol and sings nursery rhymes with naughty swear words in?!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:26, Reply)

sadly I can imagine that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:29, Reply)

He is rather childish
but he looks like he'd be willing and grateful.

Works for me.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:49, Reply)

He's fucking cross-eyed!
It makes him look more than a little Downsy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Yes.
Strangely enough I find this rather endearing.

Rather like an injured puppy I think.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Do you live in Bristol now?
He's a Bristol Lad innit? Or has he moved to the arse-end of nowhere midlands?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:21, Reply)

He has moved to the
bestest place in the land
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Oh, so he's back in Bristol.
Excellent.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:23, Reply)

do you refer to yourself as a Bristolier?
because you should do

or a Bristolero
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Like a gondolier?
I'm more of a Bristolini.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I was thinking more like a pistolier
or pistolero
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:44, Reply)

or a
'King-size Brizzler'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I'm starting to dislike you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:32, Reply)

It wont last long...

There, there... *soothes*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:35, Reply)

^that's what you say to the ladies

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:45, Reply)