I think people who use the term faggots are what's wrong with this world
We are neither a bunch of sticks, nor a compressed offal foodstuff.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

you're not?
I thought you were compressed offal foodstuff on the end of a bunch of sticks...

boy is my face red...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Is your pasty too hot?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I don't have a pasty

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I'm sorry for your loss

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I really want a pasty now
I fucking love pasties.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:07, Reply)

they are good
general standards have fallen over the last few years though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I avoid them
as I'm trying to get thinner. I had a roast chicken last night. It was lush, I'm making chicken soup tonight.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:10, Reply)

they are best avoided in that situation
I remember a friend telling me when she was doing weight watchers that a pasty was 18 points, which is pretty much your allowance for a whole day.

I tend to restrict them to after surfing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Philps in Hayle
Best fucking pasty in the known world
( Peej, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:12, Reply)

ERROR
they are average.

same as anywhere that claims to have won awards for them. that includes most of the places in Padstow.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:13, Reply)

My mates nan makes the best pasties
FACT
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:15, Reply)

It is
but that's because your trying to crack one off over the thought of Monty Boyce
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:06, Reply)

of all the people you could choose
you picked monty....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:08, Reply)

It could be worse
could've been Monty Don
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:10, Reply)

It could have been
Charlie Dimmock
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:10, Reply)

that would've been better

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:12, Reply)

According wo Wikipedia
her mum and stepdad were killed in the asian tsunami.

That's not very nice.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:16, Reply)

wo there

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:20, Reply)

wo

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:24, Reply)

actually
wo is what she would have felt when informed that her mum and stepdad were dead
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:24, Reply)

wo is Charlie :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:26, Reply)

no it's not
poor Charlie Dimmock
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:21, Reply)