Morning all!
One of the stupid office comments that really gets on my tits is when I sit at someone elses desk to help them out with something and every clever dick that wanders past says ‘oh [insert name of bloke who's desk it actually is] you’re looking good, have you changed your haircut or something, you look more feminine than usual’ – arf arf fucking arf.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:48, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm writing all these down,
I'm going to be the office clown, EVERYONE WILL LOVE ME THEN
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:51, Reply)

OMG
You will be like totally the best most loved person in the ENTIRE office. People will save all the best biscuits for you and they'll make you a cuppa before you arrive in the morning. They'll also give you vast sums of cash and all sign your birthday card when it swings around the office - you will be their GOD!*

*disclaimer - the above may not actually occur
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:56, Reply)

It will occur, it must!
I also want people to offer to drive to get me lunch and refuse my offer of money.

How was your weekend dmj?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:58, Reply)

All these things will happen in time!
My weekend was good thank you, spent time at DiT's mums and took her out for dinner for her birthday and did a bit of shopping - twas good thank you!

How was yours?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I watched Ninja assasin,
it was enjoyably rubbish. That's about it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Ooooh ninja assasin, it sounds good but also bad... hmmm.
I made DiT watch The Replacements, which I love! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Is that the Keanu Reeves film?
or the disney series?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Lots of people being cut in half with swords and stuff.
Very gory.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Morning Flim!
To be fair, you do have more than a passing resemblance to Darren from Accounts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Fuck Darren from accounts
Stupid gurning twat!! :(

Also hello lovely!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Morrrnin!
I have to do an online training session at 12.30. I'm clueless and it looks boring.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Boooo and hiss
Make paper planes and doodle, you'll be okay! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I bloody well shall!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:58, Reply)