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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Dipshit.
Would you walk into a pub you've never been in before and say that to the locals?

No. You'd get to know them first.

Then call them cunts.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
do us a favour
go to the bar for us, would ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:38, Reply)
Sure.
What do you want? *Holds hand out for money*

PS Is that your own special tankard? Nice.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:45, Reply)
pint of scrumpy and scampi fries
/hands over bottle caps
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:51, Reply)
Ok.
*Checks bottle tops*

Is there enough here for one for me?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:08, Reply)
should be
there's a gold one in there, help yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:12, Reply)
Ah, got it.
Barkeep! Barkeep! Two scrumpies and two packs of crispy cunts please.

*pays up, gets twatted by barkeep, returns empty handed*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:17, Reply)
worst trip to the bar ever
next time, I'll send someone competent
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:18, Reply)
It was the dog's fault.
I'll try again.

*Returns with drink and crispy cunts. Barkeep was busy in the other room. Score*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:23, Reply)
win!
*quaffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:25, Reply)

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