Hi everyone.
I just got my new laptop today but I don't think it will last long. For the past 10 minutes I've been trying to open it at the wrong end.


Please don't let me turn into my mother.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 8:49, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I feel like Yellowstone.
Entirely threatening to spew foaming hot magma everywhere at any second.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Thank you for sharing that with me.
*bokes*
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 8:54, Reply)

I'll be sharing it with the entire street if I'm not careful.
So is your new laptop shiny?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 8:56, Reply)

It's got a shiny deep red top.
Just charging the battery now before I can play with it.

Why the dicky tummy?
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I ran out of meds on Friday
and haven't got to the chemist yet :( and cider and Pepperami on an already delicate stomach probably wasn't a sensible choice.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Stomach meds?
I hate the fact I have to make sure I have to get more meds before I run out. I take stomach meds and if I miss a day I get really bad indigestion and heartburn.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Omeprazole FTW!
Ranitidine 75's for the past three days though.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Lanzoprazole is better than that.
They tried to change me onto Omeprazole but it didn't work as well.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:13, Reply)

In future,
go to Tesco or somewhere and get some generic Ranitidine 75 and keep them around for if you forget to renew your meds. They'll get rid of it in fifteen minutes.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Ooo! I'll remember that.
I never forget to order new meds though. I'm so organised I scare myself sometimes.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Hey GBH!
We're medication twins or summat!
Lansoprazole FTW ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:49, Reply)

"It's got a shiny deep red top. Just charging the battery now before I can play with it."
Just as well we knew you were talking about your new laptop...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:08, Reply)

I don't think it would fit up there.
Regardless of what guys say on here.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Especially
if you don't know one end from the other!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:10, Reply)

You mong.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Thanks!
It's well deserved.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Awww
God luv ya!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I haz been silly billy.

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Hi Mum!
-any more problems ask matron.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Now you've got it can I say
April fool, I lied, that ones rubbish, should have waited for the iPad.

p.s. Disc is being posted today hopefully.
( Peej, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I'm cooler than you, I've got a new laptop with a docking station and IT gave me two monitors now so I can
review the text of a report on one and have the maps up on the other, (or watch two different porn movies at once, but that is frowned upon in the office).!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:18, Reply)