my boss's other half who comes in twice a week to do the accounts
just threw an apple core at him for being pessimistic, and clocked him right on the top of the head, which made me spray tea out of my nose and make a retarded snorting noise. now he has a sandy vagina and i'm getting evils. when has your sense of humour dropped you in the shit?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:36, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

sandy vagina?
que?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Wasn't she
Olivia Newton-John's character from Grease?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

As in
He's feeling really annoyed. Almost as if he has sand in his proverbial vagina.

Am I right?
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

ah I see
I think you are probably right
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I frequently am.
It's what comes of being amazing.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

correctamundo
a very common complaint. granular silico-vaginal irritation syndrome.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Its from South Park
Cartman comments that Kyle has sand in his vagina and its making him irritable. www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7IHyGzPYIU
( Peej, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)