It's still shit though isn't it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:43, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I like it
which is odd because I'm not normally a fan of fruit cake type stuff.

my mum tends to make them a year in advance, and they end up really dark and rich and delicious (although occasionally mouldy)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)

*nods head*
Yes, yes it is!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Correct, online.
Reward yourself with a biscuit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I'm waaaaaaay ahead of you sir!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

We don't have biscuits here.
Which is pretty gay.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Awww that is gay
My department at work has our own little sideboard which we fill with Haribo and biscuits. Todays delights include Jaffa Cakes and Cadburys Crunchie biscuits which are da bomb diggity!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Why you are not the size of a house is a mystery to me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:58, Reply)

One day it'll happen
One day I'm going to burst in mid-conversation... until that day I'm going to continue to consume sweets and crisps and chocolate... although I am going on holiday in June, so a few weeks before that I'll stop eating so much so I look better in a bikini... then I'll continue to binge when I get home! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Have you seen Alien?
Your description is disturbing when given that tint.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Hehe I have.
I’m probably going to be enjoying a meal out and then all of a sudden my stomach will start moving and a giant Smartie monster will burst forth and devour the patrons of the restaurant.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Well, at least a smartie monster will be pretty.
When the abdomen pains start, move somewhere full of cretins. I suggest Primark in Kilburn ^_^
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Noted about Primark.
I may decide on Oxford Circus though, I’m bound to only run into cretins there.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I'm sure there's some physical law
dictating that the faster you would walk normally, the slower the cretin you get stuck behind when trying to traverse Oxford Circus.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I believe you are correct,
I believe it is Sods Law, I am usually stuck behind tourists taking pictures of drains, lampposts and Topshop.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Years ago
I did have a strange moment where, in a moment of zen something-or-other, I managed to weave between all the cretins and was able to hoof it from Marble Arch to Tottenham Court Road in just over half an hour. I think it was possibly bought on by an excess of coffee that morning but I've never been able to repeat this feat.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:21, Reply)

My mum can do it
But she has some gift. I have to go for the shoulders-back-evil-glare approach to get through there quickly.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Hehe impressive stuff.
Although if you had consumed a vast amount of coffee you may have been levitating above everyone… that could explain it!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I suppose it's one possible explanation
And certainly something to consider for next time I'm forced to head up that way.

Or I could just refuse to return to Oxford Street until such time as I have mastered levitation.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Because
Some ickle people eat tonnes, and still stay the same.
There are also house-people who could starve and stay as houses.

^_^
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I know.
Guess which one I am.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

You're in the middle, like me!
:P
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I hate you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Aww that’s sad,
I think you’re nice.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Ok, I don't hate you anymore.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Yippee!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)