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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
1. You've had a wank
2. See #1
3. See #2
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:38,
1 reply,
16 years ago)
Nope not for a long while.
I'm saving myself for Jeff.
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girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:44,
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not a good idea
I suggest having the pre-date wank. Every day. So you don't attack him and rub your crotch all over him whilst your vulva gushes like a geyser.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:50,
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Ben Stiller couldn't have put it better himself
Just watch out for residue
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:53,
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That happens to be my speciality.
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girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:53,
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I hope you've got plastic sheets
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:09,
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Never needed them in the past.
I have a good aim. I always keep a bucket handy in the bedroom.
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girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:10,
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*sadface*
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:28,
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I'm a dirty bugger I know.
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girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:29,
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I shouldn't expect any different
it's b3ta after all
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:36,
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