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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Enough about food.
At the moment I feel like I could conquer the world. Fuck knows why but I'm in a very good mood, (even though Jeff doesn't want me).

Give me three reasons why I should be feeling like this.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:21, 68 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Good lube, new batteries and a vivid imagination.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:23, Reply)
Oddly none of those apply.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Who's jeff?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:24, Reply)
The clue is in the sig.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:25, Reply)
I don't bother reading sigs.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Just as well

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Genius
*applauds*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:28, Reply)
I don't get it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:29, Reply)
What exactly?
Great sig by the way.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:33, Reply)
The sig is a short term thing, in response to this
b3ta.com/questions/letterstheywillneverread/post658516
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Hehehe
Nice one. I have nothing to add. Well played.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:38, Reply)
Magnificent work

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:02, Reply)
Bridges, unless I'm much mistaken

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:25, Reply)
How do you know?
Have you asked him?


Reason #1 I'm off to a brewery in about half an hour and you are happy for me.

I'll get back to you on the other two.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Because
the sun is shining, you have a bash to look forward to, and later this year you're off on holiday with a pair of weirdos off the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:29, Reply)
Which bash are people looking forward to now?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Mine of course.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Oh, I'm not going to go to that I'm afraid.
I'm half tempted to go to the manchester bash.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:33, Reply)
I'll be at the Manchester bash.
*waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:35, Reply)
I'll be wearing my extra strength chastity belt.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:36, Reply)
Chompy and BGB sitting in a tree...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:37, Reply)
a-r-g-u-i-n-g

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:38, Reply)
Pffft!
Reply of the day, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Actually I've just been on Jeff's website.
It's rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:31, Reply)
You know it's just his head on someone else's body, right?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:32, Reply)
It's his head I've got the hots for.
As long as he's not 20 stone than I'd be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:43, Reply)
I'll give you one
and some reasons as well

The Dude finally has an Oscar. 11 years late.
I work for a photographic and audio-visual retailer and can get you discount on night-vision goggles
Pendulum are awesome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:32, Reply)
1. You've had a wank
2. See #1
3. See #2
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:38, Reply)
Nope not for a long while.
I'm saving myself for Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:44, Reply)
not a good idea
I suggest having the pre-date wank. Every day. So you don't attack him and rub your crotch all over him whilst your vulva gushes like a geyser.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Ben Stiller couldn't have put it better himself
Just watch out for residue
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:53, Reply)
That happens to be my speciality.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:53, Reply)
I hope you've got plastic sheets

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Never needed them in the past.
I have a good aim. I always keep a bucket handy in the bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:10, Reply)
*sadface*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)
I'm a dirty bugger I know.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:29, Reply)
I shouldn't expect any different
it's b3ta after all
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Jeff's got a guest book.
What shall I write in it?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Come to yorkshire and roger me

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:57, Reply)
I don't want to repeat myself.
It has to be something I didn't send in an email.

Edit - I sent him a message. I hope he can read between the lines and realise I'm up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:59, Reply)
Left breast, right breast, clitoris.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:12, Reply)
Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Don't encourage him Roota.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)
I cannae help it!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Is that like an 'exotic dancing' version
of 'big-fish-little-fish-cardboard-box'?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)
That always makes me think of the dreadful...
...Kevin and Perry film.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)
Having never had the misfortune of enduring it,
I am spared the association.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Corey Haim's dead
He was the only blond fella I ever had a crush on.
I once asked Jim'll to Fix It for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)
What - to ....erm....have him?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)
To meet him!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Oh right.
Sorry about that.
Totally forgot about naivety and innocence.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)
there's no such thing
in Liverpool
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)
There is where I'm concerned
I did not swear until I was 18.
TRUFACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Your nana would have boxed your ears if she caught you swearing.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Even when there was no chance of getting caught!!
I'd even go red if I reported swearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)
but you'd ticked off everything from the Viz profanisaurus
at 14 though right?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Listen, sonny....

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)
I'm not keen on blondes as a rule.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Me neither.
But there are a few exceptions. They're all women, oddly.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)
So, Blousy,
Do you have a personal copy of Thunderbolt and Lightfoot? For research purposes only.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)
God I loved that film.
It made me cry.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)
Jeff died really well.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Your coat
remembering me rubbing your coat
remembering you know me and how awesome that is
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)
One day I'll get you to rub me without the coat on.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Balls to jeff, that's a cats name

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Hhahaha POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)

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