I only did cos my far-too-good-for-me girlfriend suggested it
and anything that encourages her to ignore the likes of Al and stick around is fine by me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

somehow, my mrs has got it into her head that I'm too good for her. fuck knows how she got that idea.
my prior experience with ballroom dancers was limited entirely to a weirdo in my office who does it. I can't even remember his name because my mate pointed out thathe looked like Clive Woodward, and that is how I know him. I have to try so hard not to call him Clive...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Most Ballroom dancers are pretty minging
The fake tan doesn't help.

Just call him Clive. If he gets it, he'll laugh. If not, you'll laugh. At him. It's win-win
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)

he'd probably cry
apparently a while back he freaked out when one of the pool cars was messy. like properly freaked out, tears and everything. then didn't get it when someone got him a car cleaning kit as a secret santa present.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Christ
Yeah, leave that alone mate. My bad
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)