Last night I finally managed to pictures onto my profile
after working out how to use B3tards properly. This was very exciting for me.

What simplistic thing that will make you look like an idiot in the eyes of your peers have you decided to ill-advisedly crow about in a public forum lately?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:43, 219 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You are punching well above your weight with your mrs.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:50, Reply)

He's not the only one is he.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I am painfully aware of this
And having made my peace with it, shall choose to take that as a compliment
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Playing with my willy is fun

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:51, Reply)

It is isn't it.
I didn't think playing with your willy would be as enjoyable as playing with mine, but it really is pretty close.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I'm glad you came round to play
Most people don't want to, even if I offer them tea and cake beforehand. Perhaps we can play with yours next time?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I don't know
that sounds like it might be a bit gay. Would it be a bit gay?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Someone told me it's only gay if you push back
I don't know what that means but the vicar's grownup and clever so it's probably right.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Woo!
You is hawt!
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Please don't let my surprisingly fragile ego or long-standing self-esteem issues colour your response to this question
but are you taking the piss?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I really hope she is

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:54, Reply)

She wouldn't be the first
hence the question

EDIT: no pressure, BGB :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Déspérátíón by Bee'gee'bee, the new scent, available in superdrug this christmas.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)

*blows raspberry*
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Just so you know, I've spent the last 10 minutes trying to prounce that.
=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

no, you're hot

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:56, Reply)

What do you know, you like molesting mannequins

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:59, Reply)

what can I say? she's a butterface

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Do you like to smear her face with butter
so that it's all nice and slidey when you rub you mimsy over it?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:02, Reply)

what?
lewd!

everything looks good but her face [butter face]
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)

She's a prawn!

Great body, but you have to get rid of the head!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:10, Reply)

*steals*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Fokken prawns.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Haha!
You got to love that sarth Afrikan accent.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Cheers :-)

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:01, Reply)

You look like a deformed Tom Cruise in the second picture.
No offense, like.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I'm 5'11"
Otherwise I'm happy with that. Growing up in the 80's, even "Deformed Tom Cruise" was pretty close to the best compliment one could hope for
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Erm....no!
*puzzles*

You're no Jeff Bridges though.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Oh good
Well in that case, thank you very much for the compliment :-)

Sorry, I just expect people to take the piss on B3ta. No idea why.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I was taking the piss
I'm implying that your mrs is much too attractive to be going out with someone as ugly as you. I suspect she's playing away with a more attractive person and you just don't know about it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:09, Reply)

*I like this*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

*raises hand*
it's true. There's a group of us who take it in turns to roger her while laughing about it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Sometimes I "accidently" get it in the wrong hole

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

frankly, I'm not surprised
the gape makes that easy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Thanks for illustrating that so clearly
I had no idea of the implication from your above comment. And certainly no-one has ever told me anything similar before.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

generally speaking
people don't take the piss out of how you actually look, they might make some kind of caricature of you, or assume you look like something....

the denizens of OT are also a surprisingly good looking bunch
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Apart from Darth Foxtrot

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Kristine and BGB disagree
And they're girls, so their opinions count for more than yours
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

they are both horny to the point of brain damage though
so can't be trusted
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

This is true

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Good God!
It can give you brain damage?
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

This one, for example, is gorgeous.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:15, Reply)

too right
are you going to sonisphere this year?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Depends if I get given more free tickets. See also: Download.
I'm far too apathetic to pay for festivals. Plus last time I got so sunburned my forehead swelled up like a Klingon.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

free tickets were good last year
I had to be certain of seeing Iron Maiden though, so had to buy them this year
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I saw Flight 666 the other night
it's really good.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I thought so too
it did what I had failed to do as well, and convinced my mrs that Iron Maiden are fucking awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

My mrs owes me big time
for missing the Twickenham concert to go to one of her friend's wedding.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

someone on /talk said I look like that slag from that soap opera over there and it's stuck ever since
b3ta.com/talk/6618897

I will have you know that my hair is MUCH prettier than that.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:16, Reply)

In my head you're absolutely stunning.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Can't access the pic on my bloody work PC
I assume you're hot cos you were nice about me. That's how it works
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Aww, I've missed the Pandatron

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

*panders*
My my my, Miss Roota, you sho are lookin' mighty fine today
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Rarrrr, you too hotstuff

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)

after extensive research it appears to be Heather Trott of EastEnders

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I notice you have the same facial expression in every photo
that is impressive.

I tend to run the gamut of expressions one doesn't want captured on camera.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:00, Reply)

The many, many photos in which I have pulled an absurd face
do not tend to make it into the select group that I choose to display in places where people lie in wait to rip the piss
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:01, Reply)

unfortunately I have no photos that fall into that group
*sadface*

I look like I'm shouting Sparta in half of them, and the other look stoned or drunk. although to be fair to myself, I am.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Shouting Sparta, or stoned, or drunk?
Actually, I'll assume the last two, because, well, I'm horrible. There's nothing wrong with shouting Sparta. Don't be ashamed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I have never shouted Sparta in my life
drunk and stonedness are frequent occurances
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

You should try it
Absolutely no-one will think you're weird or sad
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

weirder or sadder you mean

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I don't know you well enough to accuse you of being weird or sad in the first place
Well, not sad, anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I'm neither (particularly) weird
nor sad.

for future reference.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

My workmates think I'm weird
but they're all painfully normal. I am a bit sad though. I make no excuses. Although I did take up DJing to try and convince people that I was cooler than I am.

Oh, and thanks for the info. Noted :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

pfft, workmates don't count
mine are normal to the point of being weird. it's much more interesting not being like that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

That's my logic too
Makes it hard to get anyone to take you seriously though. The whole "They're not operating on the same level as me" thing is scant consolation when you're being passed over for promotion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I got round that by becoming an expert in something
so I can baffle people and am allowed some leeway as an eccentric
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:29, Reply)

That's genius
All I need is a job where ridiculously detailed knowledge of Red Dwarf, Ballroom Dancing, the music of Faith No More, or the films of the Coen Brothers is a prerequisite.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I didn't say it was something I enjoy!
hydraulic modelling is not one of my hobbies.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Oh, it's a necessary evil
But if I can't find a job which revolves around one of my hobbies I'll have to learn something new. I can't be going learnin' new stuff at my age
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

yeah, learning new stuff sucks

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

It pushes old stuff out of my brain
The problem with Ballroom is there's always new stuff to learn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)

surely the problem with it is that despite dancing with a woman
it makes you look like a colossal bender?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

In my experience men get into Ballroom for one of three reasons
1 Their girlfriends make them (*raises hand*)
2 They're gay
3 To meet girls

Women who do Ballroom appreciate a man who's good at it. This is a very specific breed of woman, you understand. They're orange
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)

it's ok
I've seen for myself how powerful it can be when pulling as well. my mate's brother and sister learned to jive (or similar), they would then go to clubs and dance, then rake in the talent
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Yep. Works like a charm
Every time we've ever done a Jive in a nightclub the place has come to a standstill around us. Probably more to do with Ms Foxtrot than myself, but yer average clubber is basically entranced by any degree of co-ordination
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I kind of wish I could dance
but don't want to have to go through the process of learning
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I only did cos my far-too-good-for-me girlfriend suggested it
and anything that encourages her to ignore the likes of Al and stick around is fine by me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)

somehow, my mrs has got it into her head that I'm too good for her. fuck knows how she got that idea.
my prior experience with ballroom dancers was limited entirely to a weirdo in my office who does it. I can't even remember his name because my mate pointed out thathe looked like Clive Woodward, and that is how I know him. I have to try so hard not to call him Clive...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Most Ballroom dancers are pretty minging
The fake tan doesn't help.

Just call him Clive. If he gets it, he'll laugh. If not, you'll laugh. At him. It's win-win
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)

he'd probably cry
apparently a while back he freaked out when one of the pool cars was messy. like properly freaked out, tears and everything. then didn't get it when someone got him a car cleaning kit as a secret santa present.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Christ
Yeah, leave that alone mate. My bad
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)

We deal with a customer who's business name is Sparta.
You have no idea of the self control needed to not shout SPARTA when the boss asks who the caller was.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

You should
They're asking for it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I do that
I have a habit of photobombing my own photos.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Best Of twice this week!
IN YOUR FACE, erm... STUFF!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Best of all the animals?

are you sure?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Manimals, innit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Following up from Wookie
You look like John Barrowman in the first, Tom Cruise in the second and Johnny Galecki (in big bang mode) in the third.

Johnny Galecki's IMBD page is like porn to me.... erm... excuse me for a second
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:13, Reply)

is he Leonard?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Yes

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:15, Reply)

that show is awesome
particularly the Penny aspect.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Sheldon is also weirdly attractive
I am aware I have issues
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

he has some excellent t shirts, I'll give you that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I would totally hit that
I love the big gangly geek.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:21, Reply)

This^
on both counts

EDIT: I meant what Vipros said!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

haha
no no, you are allowed to fancy sheldon too
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:18, Reply)

No, no, you can have first crack
and second, and third
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

How many arses does this man have?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I've just noticed that no-one replied to this
Even though it cracked me up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Why thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Still doesn't answer my question though, does it?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)

If I knew the answer
I wouldn't have posted such a lame-arse response to the question

Sorry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Hahahahah good one

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I like penny
but I preferred her ginger sister from 8 simple rules.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I prefered her at the time
but penny when older is hot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I would like them as a pair
shortly after my Katy Perry/Zooey Deschenel-twins experiment.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

man, that'd be sweet
I think you probably need a second opinion, so I'd be glad to help
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

AHEM

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

christ Roota
I know you want my cock, but you don't have to act so envious!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Shurrup ya dirty cunt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Do you want to try as triplets?
Triplet porn would just be crazy.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Well I have expressed my desire to recreate the Three Graces with them
But triplets is stretching it. Maybe 'foxy older cousin'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

How about "mother and daughters"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

That sounds really offensive
I'm not implying you look old enough to be their mother.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I'm just thinking in terms of porn

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

You just gave me a wobbly lip

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:29, Reply)

which one?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Left or right?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Pair of pricks

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

a pair of them would certainly make your lips wobble

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)

cheeks too I'd wager!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

christ sake

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Stretch, yes
Wobble though?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:47, Reply)

quiver with excitement perhaps

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)

You been writing mum novels again?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:56, Reply)

writing, no
reading, yes
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Oh hell yes.
For such an enormous bloater, you have exquisite taste.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

It's the rapist and peadophile in me

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

what has DiT got to do with it?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Brilliant riposte

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

*doffs cap*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Is it the same guy,
or can you accomodate two at a time now?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I've got this amazing new lube
so yes, two at a time is now an option.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

That is probably the nicest thing anyone I've never met has ever said about me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Okay we get it, you don't think much of yourself
but given what you look like, I'm not in the least bit surprised, and whole self deprecating thing is getting quite old now.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Al I don't think
you are in a position to be critical about what people look like you bog eyed freak
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

My position on the other side of the internet
is the perfect one in which to be as critical as I like.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Not with me it isn't.
It's something that's incredibly hard to stop even when you start to think better about yourself.

It's only since joining B3ta that I've become more lax about having my photo taken.

This is me


( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

The chess piece?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Fuck off
On this occasion I was actually just thanking TGB for saying something nice. Is that not allowed? Tell you what, I won't say anything else negative about myself - I'll just let you do it, as you enjoy it so much
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Nope

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Of course it's fucking not.
Next it'll be *hugs*, and then we're back to internet cakes and hsh threads.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

That's exactly where I was going

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Why, Al, why? Why would you want to back there?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)

No, I didn't mean that
I meant you're justification for not being nice is where I was headed. I don't want to go back to that. *thousand yard stares*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)

You're?
YOU'RE?

What the fuck has happened to you, man?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

*hangs head in shame*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

shame bowl of jizz
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Wookie
Do you need a hug?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

It's because he wasn't on that list yesterday.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I'm still bitter that Al got Clenders as his bff, and I'm left with nothing.
NOTHING.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

But I thought you had first dibs on Clenders.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)

So did I.
*cries*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I got my dibs in before him
so his dibs just slid off harmlessly
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I'm avoiding hugs until I can be squished between you, Lusty and Clenders.
Anything in the meantime would just feel like a pale imitation.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:34, Reply)

This would be the only reason I would come to cornwall at easter
but sadly I'm still not.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Oh well,
more for me.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)

and me
although all I'm liable to get is punched in the face by TGB...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

This will be my second favourite part of the holiday.
Best put your croissant somewhere safe.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I may need to be reminded why I'm going again....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Even a punch in the face from such a wonderful example of womanhood
is better than full on sex from most others.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)

You look like a manlier version of...
...Brian Molko out of Placebo.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Wow, you both must have AMAZING personailtys.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I think in fairness
his mrs could be an absolute bitch of the highest order, and she'd still be getting some cock.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Really? She's OK, nothing amazing, I'm sure she's a really nice, but I'd like to get to know her first.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Not as amazing as yours Gonz.
Your's shines through.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I'm a triple-threat, good looks, good personailty and *wolf whistle* (if you know what I mean, doya'? doya'?)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

A proper catch and no mistake.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Well that's a dead ringer for wookie on the left
but who is he standing next too?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Touché.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)

And I am frankly stunned that you managed to find an even scrawnier version of me.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Hah, origionally I was going to go with (I think played by Richard, but not 100% sure on that) some witch's assistant character on some Doungen's and Dragons/Merlin/Young Merlin (can't remember) show.
The picture I have in my head is a perfect (characture) of you, but I can't think up exactly where it's from.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I would also have accepted

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Hiya Gonz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

'ello r0o0o0o0o0otah.
I'm sick again, this really really isn't fun at all, not in the slightest, I want it to stop, right this instant, right now, right this second.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I wish you the speediest recovery known to humankind
Honest
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Thank you, but I can't see that happening, sad times, I'm permabroken.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

What exactly is the nature of the ill?
My fucking ex-housemate probably had it so I might be able to recommend something
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Crones leading to pancratitus that comes every month or soo.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Ouch
You have my sympathy. Seriously this time. That sucks - hope matters improve, although I know you must be fucking fed up of hearing that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)

You in the hozzy?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Nah', not at all, but this is how it all starts.
=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Aw mate I hope not

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)

ayup Gonz
totally not mandering
just saying hi
*blushes*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Alright stunning? Why don't me and you blow this hell hole and split a five dollar shake?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)

shucks *kicks dirt*
that sounds swell
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I still haven't figured out the photo thing
I suspect my parents dropped me on my head as a small child
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Oh, and before I forget...

You did say the magic word...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Aw, hiya Crow
I like the way they walk
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Howdy Roota
They do have a good walk. I think it was the walk that first made me realise how entertaining crows could be.

Then I found this picture and knew I was vindicated:

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

fucking crows
with their beady little eyes, and flappy heads...
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)

*adds flesh to the list*

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:21, Reply)

what list?

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Up to you really
Which list would you like to be on?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 18:26, Reply)

They're lovely
And clever and sweet
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Look at his little face
How could anyone not want that awesome bird in their life?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)

OK
You ain't bad looking and I wouldn't crawl over MrsF to get to you.
BUT have you ever won anything with your dancefloor antics?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Cheers :-)
We actually won a competition for the first time last weekend. Thank you for asking
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Well done to you both!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Thank you!
That was thoroughly decent of you :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:02, Reply)

nearly 200 replies
I want to help.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Aw go on then.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Your efforts make all the difference
(Yay! Number 200201!)
EDIT: Bollocks, beaten to it.
EDIT EDIT: Oh god, I'm turning into one of those sad bastards that sit on the F5 key every Thursday to type "first"...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

My facebook pictures
were once at 666, I was tempted to detag myself on any after that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I assume it's incredibly sad
to take any pride in having started a thread with over 200 replies?

Especially if I must have contributed about 20% of them myself?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I would be excited
now lets see if we can keep it alive until it reaches 300!

What is your favourite fruit and why?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

At least it means you got a good conversation going
My remark was directed more at the fact I was actually trying to post the 200th reply.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Well technically
no one needs to know that you didn't, there's no way of telling.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Sorry I'm late
was at lunch. Keep talking about fruit!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:03, Reply)

In your DJing pic
is that logo related to the superb but now defunct Rawkus record label?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Nah, sadly not
Although I obviously own several of their T-shirts

The night is called Rawkus but is bugger all to do with the label. Very hard to get sponsorship this far into the wilds
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Favourite Metal albums of the 80s, 90, and 00s?
I split them as I hate it when people just say Megadeath, Metallica, Iron Maiden etc...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Ooh, interesting
This will take some serious thought. 80's has to Master of Puppets just ahead of Reign in Blood, however predictable that is, as I assume I'm not allowed to count The Real Thing as a metal album per se. 90's I'm going with Vulgar Display of Power because it's proper metal as opposed to Korn's debut. Am going to have to think a bit more about the 00's. I reckon you'll crucify me if I say The Poison by Bullet for my Valentine.

You?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:05, Reply)

80s - Number of the Beast
- reign in Blood
Special mention for heavy rock
- Back in Black
- Appertite for Destruction

90s - Rage Against the Machine
- Vulgar Display of Power
- Metallica Black

00s - Trivium - Ascendency
- Lamb of God - Sacrament
- Mastodon - Cracke the Skye & Blood Mountain
- Opeth - Watershed
- Death Magnetic

All pretty standard I reckon
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I'm really sorry to bring this up
but Appetite for Destruction was released in '92. Can't fault the choice though. If we're casting the net a little wider...

80's
Number of the Beast, Reign in Blood, Master of Puppets, Appetite for Destruction (obviously)
Faith No More - The Real Thing
Bon Jovi - Slippery When Wet (I don't care, I love it)
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Mothers Milk

90's
Rage Against the Machine, Vulgar Display of Power, Korn
Sepultura - Roots
Machine Head - Burn My Eyes
Slipknot - Slipknot
Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral

00's
Have to be honest, I drifted away from metal in the last decade, I listen to a lot more electro nowadays. But special mention for...

Bullet for my Valentine - The Poison
Mindless Self Indulgence - You'll Rebel to Anything
Apoptygma Berzerk - You and Me Against the World
Avenged Sevenfold - City of Evil
Pendulum - In Silico

More as I think of them...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 18:15, Reply)