your ass is so big
smaller asses orbit around it.

I'm wearing a black shirt and some grey trousers which say Sticky Fingers on the label, which I find a bit distasteful.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:24, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

When you jump in the ocean
The whales sing We Are Family
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:26, Reply)

When you step on the bathroom scales
it says "to be continued"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Hahah, that's a new one!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:37, Reply)

are they rolling stones trousers?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Yes.
They're only 12x5, so they barely fit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Your arse is so big you burn it on the light bulb during intimacy.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:34, Reply)

your ass is so big
people exercise by jogging around it
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:42, Reply)