My brother and I have two tattoo ideas
The first one is to have a giant full torso tattoo of John Sinclair, with your cock as the joint in his mouth:


The second is Hitler on your thigh, with your cock as his arm, so when tumescent it makes him do a Nazi salute.

Both GUARANTEED to get you chicks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I don't have a cock

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)

A small flaw in an otherwise brilliant idea, though, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I think it's a shit idea but hey, if you want it go on then

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)

OK, thanks for your blessing

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)

In that case,
replace Hitler with Napoleon and have his missing arm where your fun bucket is.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Lateral thinking, problem solving....
Very good work. I'll ring the tattooist's and get Kristine some tentative dates.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)