Can we talk about tattoos now?
I would like to get 2, I suppose I may just do that next weekend.
What do you have? What do you want?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:22, 117 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I want something geeky
like the serenity symbol or something. But I would hate it within weeks, so I'll never do it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Just the one
On my hip. Too indecisive to get another, which I've been looking into for years
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I have Bett Boop both
on my stomach & back and a sunflower on my calf
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I have Betty Boo
coming round my flat later on for a bunk-up.


*Jimmy Hill pic*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I have 7.
A butterfly on each shoulder
a sun on the back of my neck
a seahorse on my right upper arm
a sparrow above my left elbow
a wave behind my right ear
and a rose on my lower back
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Holy shit
your a bad girl and no mistake. I'm totally reforming my opinion of you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

positively?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Yeah
fo'shizzle
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I want to get the one behind my ear covered up because it's terrible, and I want to get stars curving around my left breast

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Oh don't
tattoos on boobies are not appealing. Elsewhere they can be cool, but I find ones on tits a really bad thing. Plus, that is the one place you are guaranteed to have some severe changes in skin tension over your life.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

not ON, around
under and up between
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Still not cool if you ask me.
Which, by posting on here, you did.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

fair enough
I won't do it then

I've always wanted script on the inside of my upper right arm. What do you think of that?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I like the sound of that
I want a tattoo on my inner left arm, but I'm not sure which orientation to have it in, should it have the bottom of the picture pointing toward my elbow, or toward my back.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Mine goes under my right breast and then stops at my sternum.
I don't think it's going to head south at any time.

In conclusion, you sir are wrong!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Unless I get to see a picture of this
I'm still of the opinion that I don't like it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)

you probably won't like it
it's tribal and everyfink. I think I have a picture of it somewhere before it was filled in, I'll investigate.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I have located it.
On Livejournal, of all places.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)

As it doesn't really intrude on the boobs
I'd say it was fine
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:58, Reply)

thanks
that's what I figured. Plus they're not big enough to swing, so no descent later in life.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)

That's really hot
if you don't mind me saying so
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)

^This

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Haha
thanks! I was expecting some flaming about it being a tribal tramp stamp.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Like we're looking at the tattoo...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

filth.
did you notice the shitty little flower that I was having covered up?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Nope
But I do now
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)

even if they're small
they can end up like pitta-breads.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Spaniel's ears

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)

nice
I'll keep you updated.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

MIDNIGHT TITSHOTS PLEASE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:10, Reply)

*does John Barry music*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I could do a photodiary
of their slippage over the years.

Or maybe have like a reverse-height chart on the wall and mark them on it every year.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)

That would be great.

Thanks, by the way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Thats not really boobage
that's sideage and therefore acceptable. Looks good.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)

indeed
need to get this horrible pandering out the way I'm afraid.

like the tattoo a lot, also, you appear to have a rather nice body. well done. (I'm not talking about Al)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)

ooh thanks!
I'm enjoying all this attention, amorous badger will no doubt be along shortly to take it all away.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Is it all solid black now then?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)

It is indeed
I'm currently saving up to get some colour put around the outside of it and some further artwork
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

She makes corsets too

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)

yeah I know
*growls like a tiger*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:37, Reply)

you're like my b3tapimp

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

This ^
I agree with the opinion and Al makes a good point about stretchy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I have to agree.
Not appealing in the slightest.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)

no offence, but I don't care what your tits look like
do it if you want
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Don't ruin your boobs by having them drawn on!
EDIT ^ Hiya Al! Nice opinion!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

hiya roots
how's your vag feeling?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Erm, why do you ask?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Just curious

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

It's feeling just great thanks
It knows Lent is nearly over.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

the appropriate answer was "velvety"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Silky, surely??

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)

similar
they both work
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

'Velvety' hints at dryness

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

no more than silky does

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

yes more than

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Could have been worse
He could have asked how it was hanging, which sends out all sorts of gynaecological prolapse images.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

You're right there

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)

None.
Don't.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Although if I absolutely HAD to have one otherwise my testicles would drop off
I'd have this: www.postcardart.info/misc/rassilon.jpg

Suitably geeky and yet a nice design.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

What is it?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:34, Reply)

it's a Time Lord thing

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

What did you expect, really?
Seal of Rasillon - am I right, DG?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Yup.
Geeky, but subtly so. Unlike having a Millenium Falcon swooping out of your backside, for example.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)

OHMYGODIWANTTHATNOW
Ms Foxtrot would love it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)

With your backside tattooed as the Death Star...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

That's no moon(er)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I recommend getting an X-wing firing a proton torpedo into your arsehole
and having your buttcheeks lightly tattooed to look like the death star
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

If you'd suggested that to me when I was 22
I really might have done it. Unless you caught me on one of my very rare sober days
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

or just have a few tentacles and teeth round your anus
like the Pit of Sarlacc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)

you could tattoo
two hands onto your buttocks and have a goatse without the pain.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Hahahahah
You want to be Dok Minge's tattoo buddy. Although I assume you'd get yours the right way up.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Well, naturally.
The right way up bit, not the tattoo buddy bit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I have 2, one on each arm (almost shoulder).
I have had some really insulting things said about them but both are EXACTLY the way I wanted them and I love them.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

what are they of?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Gazzed.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)

You have a Gaz Top tattoo?
No wonder people take the piss mate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)

*chokes*
Hahahaha!
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I've finally been told of somewhere local that quite good so hopefully I will get my wrist done soon.
And maybe a star somewhere.....just because.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I would really like something on the inside of my wrist
but I don't know if it would look really unprofessional.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:29, Reply)

You can always wear your watch over it at work.

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I don't have a watch

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)

how about
a rheumatism bracelet?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)

A mate of mine
has the Nine Inch Nails logo in bold, thick type on his wrist and he makes a fortune in something to do with computers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)

NEVER
have a tattoo of a musical act still alive - you're fucking asking for them to have a sudden change of musical direction and release a gay disco album the week after your full forehead tattoo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:58, Reply)

my friend has
E=MC2 on his inner arm.

And then Mariah Carey released her album by the same name.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Hahahah unLUCKY

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)

speaking from experience?

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Dr Tugnut2
has a tattoo of Marc Almond drinking a pint of spunk.

TRUE FACT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Did your mum also tell you it was on my bell-end?
And that Marc's gaping mouth is my jizzle?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I'm of the same opinion
I'd like this symbol
www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/2753718091_7f53ef68e4.jpg

in solid black, without the blurry bits on the front of my shoulder

there's a good place up the road from me, not sure why I haven't done it yet...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)

again, what is it?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:34, Reply)

It's a link to a picture.
Duh!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

it's a kind of magic symbol from a series of books
the plan eventually would be to get a series of the different symbols in different sizes.

www.garthnix.co.uk/books_kingdom_landing

the grey symbols in the background are more the thing

they are kids books, but I like them, and I like the idea of the magic stuff, and most importantly, I like the look of the symbols
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Hahahah
It also looks like an /OT monogram, you great helm.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

you are a colossal gaybo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:56, Reply)

You wish
You just want to see my 'John Sinclair'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)

as if
you armet
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Ertegun?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)

dictionary.reference.com/browse/armet
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Genius
Excellent work.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I would really like something one the inside off my the wrist
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I had "I've been out with Nicholas Parsons" tatooed across my forehead
but when I checked it in the mirror I realised the bastards had tatooed it back-to-front.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Somewhere that they won't be seen if you ever wear evening wear
Nothing worse that a girl in a nice balldress with a stupid tattoo on their arm, these things don't mix.

EDIT: get handle bars pon your lower back...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I have a 'W' on each of my arse cheeks.
When I bend over - WOW!

*collecting for the 'give-an-old-joke-a-home-week', please donate*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I have 8 and one to come
A Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Pirate Fish on my leg
St Pirans Flag on my left arm
A weird design thing on my left arm
Logo of a band called Mentaporta on the left arm
XVII on my right arm
Celtic Design on my right arm
Black and Red tribal thing on my chest
Aequitas on my ankle (my brother has veritas)

My daughter is called akira so I am getting her name done あきら
( Peej, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

My brother and I have two tattoo ideas
The first one is to have a giant full torso tattoo of John Sinclair, with your cock as the joint in his mouth:


The second is Hitler on your thigh, with your cock as his arm, so when tumescent it makes him do a Nazi salute.

Both GUARANTEED to get you chicks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I don't have a cock

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)

A small flaw in an otherwise brilliant idea, though, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I think it's a shit idea but hey, if you want it go on then

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)

OK, thanks for your blessing

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)

In that case,
replace Hitler with Napoleon and have his missing arm where your fun bucket is.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Lateral thinking, problem solving....
Very good work. I'll ring the tattooist's and get Kristine some tentative dates.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I want a Triforce between my shoulder blades
one of these days...

Edit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Triforce.svg

Need to decide between just solid black or greyscale as Yellow doesn't Tattoo well apparently
(bill, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I've only got the one at the moment,
A cherry smoking a cigar on my right hip.
Shall hopefully be getting another one soon, a tiny pentagram just below my left ankle, as I can't wear my necklace forever. Then a corresponding biohazard flower on the right foot, and a swirling vine starting from my left hip and spreading back and up. And some sort of wolf, though I haven't decided fully on that yet.

I'd love to get "Welcome aboard the Devils Queen" just above my arse, but I imagine the novelty would wear off pretty fast.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I used to know a crusty squatter-type
who had home-done tattoos, including my favourite, 'mota' on his forearm. He was going for 'motorhead', realised the typo and simply gave up.

Class.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

offspring have a song called Mota
which is about smoking loads of pot, if I remember correctly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:55, Reply)

'Mota' is a word used by Mexicans...
...for weed.
Mmmmm weed.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)