He can't help it
he's go breasts on his mind
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hey Al
Did I ever mention that Applebite sent me a pic of her shaven pussy? In your face to your pathetic titshot.
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:15, Reply)

That's really upset me
I thought we had something special going on.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)

do you mean you and Applebite
or you and me?
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:24, Reply)

well both actually
I'm a dreadful slag.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

it's like looking in a mirror

( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Only gayer.
Sorry Al, I was just playing you all along.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I bet you're not coming to Donnington either are you

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Ahem
*points down*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Ooooo I see
Cool. I'll get my So Co and Lemonade ready.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Is she pointing at her crotch?
Dammit, what a time to come off the market when there's quality summer pandaring to be done.
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Ha, no.
Down the thread.
This is only my internet persona you know. In real life, I'm really frigid. And ugly. So don't be too despondent.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Aye, can't disagree with you
the camera never lies. My persona is a lie too. I claim to be a computer scientist but really I'm a very hot singer in a rock band. With a debut gig tomorrow. Aaaaaaaargh
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Oh bollocks.
I forgot you've got me on facebook.
That profile picture doesn't really sell the whole frigid thing, does it?
Sure you are *pats head*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:59, Reply)

to be fair
that's not the only one
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:00, Reply)

and I am a hot singer
with a debut gig tomorrow!
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Really?
Good luck with that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Really?
*checks other photos for indecency*
Edit: Oh, erm yeah.

I believe you, don't worry.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:04, Reply)