In the last 6 years I have had
2 ops on right knee including major reconstruction
2 ops on left knee
Tonsils taken out
and a pilodianal sinus cut out

All under general and all 100% free. Two of them I even got bumped up to private to shorten the waiting list. I love the NHS. Oh and I only let my Daughter watch BBC channels because commercials make me physically sick. My niece already wants fucking everything she sees on TV.
( Peej, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

pilodi HAHA you've have bottom surgery, you massive shirter.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Yes
and believe me they are so painful that being anally violated by a surgeons laser scalpel was preferable to leaving it there. I presume that you were joking due to my misspelling of Pilonidal but it actually was bottom surgery so the jokes on us both.
( Peej, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I do hope
that a laser scalpel is something like a lightsabre.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:28, Reply)

No, they just burn it out
and then leave it open to heal from the bottom up
( Peej, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Fnar Fnar
"Bottom Up" Pfft.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:37, Reply)

It's just a powerful laser,
the light from which is passed down a suitable conduit (fibre optics, presumably) to the business end of the device.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Unf Guffaw
"Business End". Hur Hur.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I'm disappointed by that.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:56, Reply)