Green tea tastes of dishwater
Herbal/fruit teas smell like they're going to be nice but don't: they also taste of dishwater, just a different kind.

Both sully the good name of tea and are, in my expert* opinion 'fucking shit'.


*I once had a job interview with Whittard's of Chelsea.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:01, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

naa, the green stuff is good
you've got defective tastebuds from gargling too much jizz, you horrendous uphill gardener
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:01, Reply)

It's filth.
I AM RIGHT AS USUAL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:02, Reply)

it's not
right as ravenous as a stoat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Green tea's like licking a gardener's fingers.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:09, Reply)

a sexy female gardener

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:10, Reply)

fingers minge
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:13, Reply)

The voice of sanity there.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:03, Reply)