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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning!
I forgot to get milk again yesterday. I've been needing a little coffee boost lately, but I shall have to have hippie tea.

Today I am going to continue the hardworking vibe, so that I meet my deadline early, get everything done and enjoy my weekend with impunity.

What jobs should you be taking by the horns this week?
Or do you like hippie tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 7:59, 154 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I hate hippie tea
Earl Grey is the civilised brew.

Morning your Rootaship.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:02, Reply)
Morning Sir Bartsalot
Earl Grey tastes like grass
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:23, Reply)
I don't eat grass, so I can't comment
Thanks for the knighthood. Its been a long time coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:27, Reply)
It was for your services to cake

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:28, Reply)
There are so many reasons why I should be enobled
Cake is only number three.

Spelling isn't one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:31, Reply)
Bart Le By
Baronet Le By. Already enobled and better than a mere "Sir".
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:34, Reply)
Don't encourage me
I may get ideas above my station.

Which is Nortfolt on the Central line.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:37, Reply)
I'm trying to reduce
the amount of tea I drink, so have a selection of green teas and twinings fruit infusions on my desk.

work wise I have a massive pile of stuff to do, currently doing the job of 2 people since the last bloke quit (thank god, he was an arse) and clocking up some impressive amounts of overtime due to weekend and evening releases.

Fucking knackered though
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:08, Reply)
I have shedloads to do but it's partly my fault for procrastinating earlier in the year
and also for not pushing the deadline to the staff. (I don't like bossing people about.)

I have some red fruit concoction.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:25, Reply)
Red fruit?
Sounds just grand. Prefer Irn Bru myself though.

You can get people to do stuff without bossing them about. It's just a question of psychology.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:31, Reply)
Used to be a hangover cure in my family
(Well it was actually 'Iron Brew' from the lemo man).
Not my cuppa tea.

I don't want to. I want to be a pleb all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:54, Reply)
There's nothing
like proper Barr's Irn Bru for the job of clearing a hangover.

It's also the only drink in the history of the universe which tastes the same when consumed with fish and chips from the chippy.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:01, Reply)
I find it a bit too sweet

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:03, Reply)
Yeah
I prefer the diet stuff. Less sticky.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:20, Reply)
strawberry & mango?
or cranberry raspberry & elderflower?

They smell nicer than they taste is my only problem with them
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:42, Reply)
Lipton red fruits

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:52, Reply)
I agree
they smell delicious and then just taste like dishwater
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:57, Reply)
Mornin' all.
I don't mind hippie tea. And this week I'm mostly gonna be getting mah passport sorted and getting applications for work permits if I need them and all that, so i'm gonna need a few cups of real tea too. How's y'all?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:10, Reply)
Mornin'
Where are you going to work?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:11, Reply)
Thailand possibly
Basicaly looking to get a teaching english post and work abroad for a bit. Figured it'd be fun.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:19, Reply)
Sounds good
Maybe you could teach english to the swarms of gap yearers out there trying to get layed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:22, Reply)
heh - it has become quite a popular place hasn't it?
Mind you, think I'm only going to be doing the training over there - takes about a month for the classroom experiance/learning thing. Then I can either take a job out there, or somewhere else. Kinda leaving my options open at the moment.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:29, Reply)
Wherever you go, take a large old fashioned map of the world
With all the pink british bits on. Use the word "empire" a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:34, Reply)
This is definately a plan
I was thinking of employing a few locals to run errands for me, make me drinks, fan me with palm leaves and stable my elephant when I'm not riding it about town, that sort of thing.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:40, Reply)
Sorted
Have a nice time, and I'll listen out for your kidnapping on the world service.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:42, Reply)
It'll either be that
Or arrest for being in possesion of an elephant while under the influence. One of the two.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:45, Reply)
Please get one of those hunter hats
like the hunter out of Jumanji.

I can't remember what they're called. I want to say pith, but that's the annoying bit of an orange.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:59, Reply)
Solar Topi
Or Pith Helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:18, Reply)
When you say 'employing'
it infers some sort of remuneration.

Perhaps 'exploiting' would be better!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:43, Reply)
Are you some kind of leftie
Its for their own good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:47, Reply)
No, no.
I'm not criticising. Merely suggesting better English!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:49, Reply)
What could be more english than exploiting forrins?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:52, Reply)
Nothing
I just queried the use of the term 'employing'. It sounds too much like it's an official arrangement!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:54, Reply)
Eh up Fredz!
When returning from Thailand, don't go accepting teddies from strangers in the airport.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:26, Reply)
Or wearing teddies either

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:28, Reply)
That's right

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:29, Reply)
But... but... but...
Why? Think that having a teddybear with me will distract me from smuggling all those hardcore drugs through customs?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:30, Reply)
True like...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:46, Reply)
I don't do hot drinks, so no tea for me
Job to be taken in hand? Dissertation.......
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:37, Reply)
GET ON WITH IT!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:46, Reply)
Trust me
The moment when you finish it is truly glorious. I did a little dance, then fell asleep.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:02, Reply)
I look forward to that day
Although it's about a month away.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:04, Reply)
Gutted
Ours are due today, but I submitted yesterday. Several people are still working on theirs...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:06, Reply)
PG tips or Earl grey.
I did drink green tea for a while but gave up. Oh and hot Vimto FTW!

The only thing I need to get to grips with is my love life. The rest of my life seems to be running smoothly.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:43, Reply)
It's normally then that a beau appears

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:50, Reply)
Beau Bridges?
That's Jeff's dad you know.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:56, Reply)
Oh Christ
Yes, Blousie, Beau Bridges is going to turn up with a marquee and a shotgun ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:58, Reply)
God! he's been married to the same woman since 1977.
I've got no chance.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:10, Reply)
I must Google this Jeff Bridges character
to find out who he is. I'm guessing he's an actor.

Fear not though, BGB. The right man for you may be right around the corner.

Hiding. Wearing a mask...
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:59, Reply)
Or reading these messages now.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:12, Reply)
He's his brother

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:00, Reply)
Love is like a pothole in the road
If you avoid it, your life runs smoothly. If you fall down one, your knackered.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:50, Reply)
Not so much knackered
But it does cost you more money!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:52, Reply)
It does cost a bleeding fortune.
There was only one bloke who didn't cost me a fortune, but he wanted to pay for everything and then patronise me afterwards. So he got told.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:57, Reply)

toldlaid
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:59, Reply)

patronise shag
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:02, Reply)
I don't mind the cost if I'm the one with more money.
But sometimes they promise so much and deliver so little.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:05, Reply)
Why is money always an issue?
It seems parity in spending money is important to most women I've been with. This would never have happened in the 19th century.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:11, Reply)
Money doesn't bother me.
It's just the thought of wasting it on someone undeserving that pisses me off.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:13, Reply)
Investements can go up as well as down.
Make them pay until you feel that you like them enough to pay for something yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:18, Reply)
It doesn't work like that.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:22, Reply)
Well, tell me how it does
I ain't no expert here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:29, Reply)
You meet someone.
You think they're great.
Turns out they're not so great.
You feel like a mug.

End of.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:46, Reply)
oo
you just described the last 9 years of my life
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:48, Reply)
I don't mind either
But love is costly, it canot be denied.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:12, Reply)
philosophic
I still want to fall in a pot hole...wait...no...hang on
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:25, Reply)
Nobody wants to fall in
but it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:33, Reply)
I want to be in love
but I suspect I will regret that desire once I fall in love and it is unrequited. Love sucks
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:36, Reply)
This is too sad
Love came late to me, but I MTFU'd and never looked back.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:42, Reply)
I have normal tea with milk at home
But drink green tea or weird infusions at work to avoid dealing with my cow-orkers over milk clubs or rotas or whatever petty crap they come up with.

Plus itz' healthier.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:18, Reply)
Haha I have a stash of vile powdered milk!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:23, Reply)
You could always have black coffee you hot drink fail.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:20, Reply)
Really NOT in the mood for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:21, Reply)
I'm going to a pub quiz tonight, I thought you should know.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:23, Reply)
LAST NIGHT I DREAMT ABOUT MY QUIZ
I dreamt we ran out of quiz sheets
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:25, Reply)
OH NOES!!!!
Tonight is a science pub quiz, I bet it's going to be PACKED with hotties.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:27, Reply)
I would love a proper science quiz
Do you need support, or is under the table texting frowned on?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:32, Reply)
texting will result in boo's probably.
I think we're in a good chance of winning, I'm in a group with three other geeks and an IT person.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:58, Reply)
are you Penny
from the Big Bang Theory?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:06, Reply)
Our scientists are a mixed bunch

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:32, Reply)
we didn't do as badly as normal in our quiz last night
24/40, last week 19. It's like we know nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:34, Reply)
pub quiz
name the actors who played The Magnificent 7.Go on.....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:38, Reply)
Hörst Bucholtz

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:40, Reply)
That's your answer to everything

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:43, Reply)
It bloody well is
I adore him.
Tiger Bay, fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:45, Reply)
I was mixing him up with Brad Dexter
And therefore thought you were very weird
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:55, Reply)
no
and this is why our quiz team are crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:41, Reply)
Without Cheating
Robert Vaughan
Yul Brynner
James Coburn
Charles Bronson
That's all so far.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:46, Reply)
our quiz is always about rivers
and lakes and things. I might have to revise them for next week
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:48, Reply)
Pick me I havea degree in Geography
so I'm good at rivers and coulouring in and shit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:49, Reply)
do you know anything about sport
we're also crap on sport. And TV, and celebrities, and, well most things
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:50, Reply)
lemon tea!
I worked in Paris for a summer once, the people I worked with took the piss that I drunk tea, so I was too embarrassed to ask for milk, too. Lemon tea grows on you pretty quick.

/buys lemons
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:23, Reply)
Normal tea but with lemons in?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:35, Reply)
yes
but you need good tea for it to work well. Also, don't make it too strong
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:37, Reply)
I mostly drink green tea
because it's nice. as long as you make it right i.e. not too strong, don't use actually boiling water, add sugar or honey.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:42, Reply)
It makes me feel sick

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:45, Reply)
It just takes a bit of getting used to
try with a nice japanese meal first
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:49, Reply)
that's how I got into it
because it is free at my favourite noodle place.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:52, Reply)
To help you get into it,
next time you do the washing-up, drink the water afterwards.

LUVVERLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:08, Reply)
smug bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:50, Reply)
that was in no way smug
you twat :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:52, Reply)
*throws croissant*

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:54, Reply)
I love a bity of green tea
and I've just discovered white tea which is also good, at this time of day however have black coffee, it's the only thing that works.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:43, Reply)
Proper Yorkshire Tea
Left to stew until it develops sentiency, milk and two sugars.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:48, Reply)
Or Ringtons (peculiar to North East)
Arguably stronger than Yorkshire tea. You can make a full pot of really strong (not stewed) tea with only 2 teabags. I only consider tea strong if you can pave roads with it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:52, Reply)
I'll keep my eye out for it
Although I doubt my poxy Midlands supermarkets will carry something of such calibre.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:53, Reply)
I've never seen it in supermarkets
www.ringtons.co.uk/shop/
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:56, Reply)
My gran
used to boil her tea on the cooker for about 10 minutes before she deemed it fit for consumption.

The spoon almost stood up in it.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:52, Reply)
bloody hell
she must be brown on the insides
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:53, Reply)
She is now
She's been dead for well over 20 years.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:53, Reply)
perhaps the tea
has mummified her
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:54, Reply)
She was already
my dad's mummy.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:55, Reply)
Sounds like someone spent time in India.
Indian tea is the bomb.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:57, Reply)
Rooibos
It's not for hippies.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:55, Reply)
But is it
too orangey for crows?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:56, Reply)
tastes like sawdust

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:01, Reply)
Or humans.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:01, Reply)
The guy who sits next to me at work drinks that
It smells funny. I don't trust it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:02, Reply)
I'm on my second cup right now.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:06, Reply)
Green tea tastes of dishwater
Herbal/fruit teas smell like they're going to be nice but don't: they also taste of dishwater, just a different kind.

Both sully the good name of tea and are, in my expert* opinion 'fucking shit'.


*I once had a job interview with Whittard's of Chelsea.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:01, Reply)
naa, the green stuff is good
you've got defective tastebuds from gargling too much jizz, you horrendous uphill gardener
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:01, Reply)
It's filth.
I AM RIGHT AS USUAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:02, Reply)
it's not
right as ravenous as a stoat
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:04, Reply)
Green tea's like licking a gardener's fingers.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:09, Reply)
a sexy female gardener

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:10, Reply)

fingers minge
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:13, Reply)
The voice of sanity there.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:03, Reply)
Just reminded me
I was in Monaco last week (flew in by helicopter, donchaknow) and ordered a tea with milk at a streetside cafe.

The tea bag they gave me was so weak it barely even threatened the boiling water. I was very disappointed, so I smashed the place up. It's the only language they understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:01, Reply)
Last time I was in Monaco
I found most folk understood French quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:04, Reply)
Well...yes...
And my French isn't that bad, but it doesn't come as naturally to me as senseless violence and massive property damage does.

I mean, they had they called that tea?!! It might as well have been homeopathic tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:07, Reply)

www.howdoeshomeopathywork.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:08, Reply)
love it
I did do a cursory hover-check to see that you weren't trying to send me to 'I love horses'
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:09, Reply)
I toyed with the idea
but I wanted to show the actual page too much
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:10, Reply)
Dulux would call it
Water, with a hint of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:08, Reply)
Last time I was served too-weak tea
I was so miffed I savagely attacked a pensioner with a claw hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:05, Reply)
How can they learn from their mistakes
If they aren't pointed out to them?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:08, Reply)
Precisely.
It's my little way of giving something back to the community.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:09, Reply)
To be honest, I'd be offended if I went to Monaco and received a teabag

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:11, Reply)
has anyone ever tried caffine free Red Bush tea?
It takes like someone vommed in it after a heavy night of cottaging
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:05, Reply)
That'll be Rooibos then.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:07, Reply)
rooibos and vanilla is nice

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:09, Reply)
I read that as
rooibos and vanilla ice
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:13, Reply)
word to your mother

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:15, Reply)
kick it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:15, Reply)
indeed
there's a clue though. Red bush implies a ginger snatch and they smell and taste bad as we all know.

QED.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:09, Reply)
What was it?
Rusty roof, smelly shed?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:15, Reply)
garage

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:16, Reply)
Big enough that you could park your car in there, eh?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:17, Reply)
and some half empty paint pots

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:18, Reply)
Kinky...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:20, Reply)
ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:16, Reply)
I don't like tea.
And as has been discussed before, I don't like cake.

Soon, I fear I shall be burned as a witch.

I should be taking getting a fancy dress costume by the horns, but I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:25, Reply)
You'll be scolded in hot tea
and then stoned to death with rock cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)
*strikes match*

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)

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