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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Will they have crumpets?
Oh and one of them must be called Rupert.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
The dead have no manners
the mere idea of this offends my sensibilities
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:42, Reply)
Awww
Your poor sensibilities.

*hands over a kitten*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:45, Reply)
*eats kitten*
*with a knife and fork*
*uses serviette to gently dab lips*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:48, Reply)
One less kitten in the world.

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:50, Reply)
'serviette'
is in my top three most hated words in the whole world.

It's up there with 'toilet' and 'lounge'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:56, Reply)
what's wrong with toilet?
I supposed you call it the Double-you See.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)
He calls it the corner of the restaurant.
Or sometimes, if he's feeling lazy, his pants.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)
I call it 'Al's bike seat'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:15, Reply)
I call it the lavatory

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)
I dispense with that nonsense
by saying I'm going to ride the porcelain bus
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)
In reality
I announce at the top of my voice 'I'M JUST OFF TO STRANGLE A DARKIE'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)
I just throw a brick at the face of the person next to me
then walk away from the resulting confusion.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

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