If you take the glowing markers..
...to club you can get high and look like a 'ravey-davey' nobhead at the same time. Woo. Two birds - one stone.
Oh sorry - back to the stationery sex. Erm... staple my knackers.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*probes your rectum with the Pritt-stick*

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:41, Reply)

*sticks hb pencil down your jizzle*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:53, Reply)

*uses ruler and spirit level to measure the straightness of your penis*
A fairly pointless exercise, if I'm honest...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Bindun.
14 degree curvature to the left.
*Grabs ruler. Pulls back on end and thwacks your nads with the other*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Ooh! Yes, more of that!
My god, man, I'll be ready to top up your Tipp-ex at this rate!
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:00, Reply)

'Whack my bonobo'

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:12, Reply)