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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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Well, actually I do have the office to myself at the moment
Though they still haven't put the blinds back on the windows...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Danger wank on the filing cabinet.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Should I read that as "Danger-wank on the filing cabinet"
or "DANGER: Wank on the filing cabinet"?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Both.
But the latter should be printed and left to avoid any health and safety issues regarding spillage.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:51, Reply)

"IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: WANK IN FILING CABINET"

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:52, Reply)

That probably would not put out a cabinet fire...
...unless you have not had sex in years, and your hands had been surgically removed.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:01, Reply)

But if I had no hands then how would I be able to wank over the filing cabinet to find out?
_{Well, there's something I don't get to say every day...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:04, Reply)

For that matter you wouldn't be able to write the sign.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

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