It was quite nice of them to apologise.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

OH!
So you're saying they know it was them but didn't fancy their chances so pretended that it was mistaken identity?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:48, Reply)

Maybe!
They were intimidated by the sheer manliness of the displayed beardage.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:50, Reply)

If a catherdral with a beard looked sideways at me
I'd give it toes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:50, Reply)

don't think I had it at the time

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:50, Reply)

Then they were definitely nice polite young thugs.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:51, Reply)

it was
they were fucking hard looking, and plastered in blood. not a happy combination, and they were actually quite polite after realising it wasn't us
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:49, Reply)

Fucking hell I'm a shady fucker
You're telling the truth
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:49, Reply)

you'd be amazed at how non-violent it is down here
I've never been in a fight
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:51, Reply)

Wow!
Even I'm in double figures and I'm wee!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:52, Reply)

people have tried because I'm a big fucker
but not that many really
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:53, Reply)

I was just a mouthy little shit
Not often on the end of a monster kicking though.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:56, Reply)

fair enough
I'm a great big coward, so kept out of the way.

I'm actually almost offended by Roota thinking we'd bottled those chaps.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:01, Reply)

I didn' think you did it for a laugh!
I thought they were big bastards who were going to smash you up.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:03, Reply)

fair enough ;-)
right, I'm off

have a good one
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:05, Reply)

Laters Vip!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:06, Reply)

Very wise!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:03, Reply)

Me neither
But the very centre of town is starting to look well narky.
My part of town's sweet.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:54, Reply)

Haven't had any trouble in Leeds
Just back home in Hawick and fairly routinely assaulted by randoms in Middlesbrough.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:57, Reply)

I'm a shithouse
The slightest menacing stare looks like a fight to me.
But I'm getting braver.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:58, Reply)

Yeah, I'd rather try and talk my way out of it.
I accidentally put some guy in hospital with a concusion at uni. I was running down some stairs and getting ready to throw a punch at the same time to stop him beating the shit out of a mate. I tripped over the last three steps, my bodyweight shot forward and I cracked him square in the temple, probably at least twice as hard as I would have hit him. That freaked me out a bit as he just dropped, didn't even sway.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:01, Reply)

that's got to shit you up somewhat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:04, Reply)

Very!
I only wanted him to stop hitting my friend, who really couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:08, Reply)