That's a terrible chav impression,
it isn't even in caps.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I can't physically be that retarded.
I'll have another go. This may hurt.

Edit: Better?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:36, Reply)

That's better, you need to take an agressive and random attitude to punctuation too.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Right.
Bloody hell, it actually takes more time and effort to type like a retarded monkey with no fingers than it does like a normal person.
Why on earth do they bother.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:41, Reply)

iTZ pRT UF aRE MUDERN UFE cULTRE!
ITZ A vL1D FRM UF XPRESSUN!!!! PML!!!!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:44, Reply)

totally clicking my own posts today.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:47, Reply)

You're so cool!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Not quite what I was going to say...

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I bet you were going to say something really nice.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Yeah, really really nice.
Although, you've already had the nice post I said I'd give you in return for that smiley.


So maybe not. You'll never know now.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:02, Reply)

*pops collar*

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:55, Reply)

In that case, modern culture is shit.
Lets have a mass cull of anyone in gold bling and/or and fake tan.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Indeed
Your comment has to be barely legible to pass for chav-speak… OMGGG!!?! wot hap2 Kev!!!?! LOL! he total woz banged up bi fuckpigs LOLLLLL!! Wantgo set fire bin of grannies l8r LOL!!!!!!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Translation:
Oh my gosh, What has happened to Kevin? It was highly amusing, he was arrested by two policemen who were just doing their jobs. Oh, how it makes me laugh.
Would you care to engage in a bit of pyromania with me later involving a waste receptacle and several grandmothers? It will be hilaroius!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Exactly!
Crumbs maybe you should work for the police as some sort of chav translator! You could put that shit on your CV. Translates fluent-bollocks.! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Ooo, thats a good idea.
I could charge by the hour and everything. Extra when I have to actually come in contact with the fuckers.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:53, Reply)

herein lies the problem,
you might actually have to speak to the chavvy people… are you up for that?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I'd do it, if they were suitably restrained.
But I'd spend every second of it wanting to kill them, and then myself.
Hence the large fee.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:01, Reply)