*Dons dress and offers self as substitute*
"Oh this, I just had it lying around, you like it? Well it does bring out my rosy cheeks!"

Seriously mate that's shit and I feel for you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 13:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'll do it for you all

substitute prostitute
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 13:59, Reply)

I just re read these two posts.
Are you basically saying you'd dress up as Monty's daughter?
Then you did a strikethrough suggesting that monty would have sex with you, while you're dressed as his daughter?

That's innappropriate even for here.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:02, Reply)

no, it's ok
he offered his services to all of us...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:03, Reply)

So he's saying we can all sleep with him while he's dressed as monty's daughter?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I don't know how you think that is inappropriate
you're just weird

(pssst, what does the sarcasm punctuation mark look like again?)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:06, Reply)

(!)

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Tehe
I forgot about that!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:09, Reply)

hey you
how's tricks?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Jolly good thank you.
I’ve just ordered myself a rather dashing leather satchel so its all hunky-dory thanks. How are you doing?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

lovely
I've recently ordered myself a load of books in preparation for going on holiday. Sadie from World of Books was most helpful.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Oooh exciting!
What books did you get? I always find that Play.com has some super cheap offers when it comes to books, I’m also highly pleased with their free delivery – take THAT Amazon!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

various sci fi and fantasy ones
I don't tend to buy new books because I'd bankrupt myself in no time given how much I read.

the ones I bought ranged from 1p to £2.82
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

A WHOLE 1p! That’s wicked!! :D

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

postage is £1.95 each, but that's not too bad overall

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Nope that's good going
Well done sir!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)

much obliged

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I feel a bit sick now, I have too say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Yes and yes
Although I'm sure you can figure out that I was not suggesting Monty's daughterhas been/is/or ever will be anything but an entirely reputable member of society.

At the risk of sounding like David Brent sometimes little humour can be helpful, all ment in jest.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:06, Reply)