It's my B3taday!
My 20th birthday was a fortnight ago and was fairly shit as no fucker turned up to it - so what should I do today to make up for it?

(P.S. It's 2.16 am here and I'm pissed, so I probably won't read any replies until at least 12 noon).
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 2:17, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

happy b3taday!
I think you should go out and get pished. It's what I would do. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 8:11, Reply)

Happy b3taday
Better than a real birthday, so go and eat lots of cake.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 8:13, Reply)

reevaluate your relationships with the people who didn't show up.
make some real friends.

wonder why your friends are so unreliable.

could it be you?

are you an arse?

are you as good a person as you think you are?

food for thought, brother!

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 8:28, Reply)

^this^
If they didn't turn up then they aren't really friends. Probably.
And there may well be a reason for that.
Perhaps it's not that you are an arse but perhaps you are an arsehole magnet?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 8:34, Reply)