Oh, I take it back then.
That's fine.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yes. She might have thought we were talking engineering

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:01, Reply)

he could've got away with mentioning your gusset too.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:02, Reply)

When I had a mini,
I always chuckled when I had to clean and grease the nipples.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:03, Reply)

When I had your mum
I always chuckled when I had to clean and grease the nipples
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I mainly chuckled becuase I remembered I was fucking your mum
and that it would probably upset you when you found out that my cock had been inside her.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:05, Reply)

he doesn't like sloppy seconds it's true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:06, Reply)

As a family, we decided that's our favourite word years ago.
My godmother was determined that 'flangepiece' should be our favourite word but my dad took control of the situation and said 'gusset' was funnier and slightly less offensive.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:05, Reply)

you lot are weird
nice St Jude costume btw. not that I was facestalking earlier or anything.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:06, Reply)

We are weird but delightful
Oh Vip, wasn't it the tops!! I was really Impressed with the authenticity.
I'll put another up in a min where you can see my sandles.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:08, Reply)

She had authentic nail polish on her tonenails too, just like St Jude.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I got it in Aramathea

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:10, Reply)

sandles flangepiece
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Gusset, please, Sister.
There are children present
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:10, Reply)

You couldn't see your minge at all
It was hidden behind TGB's beef curtains.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I facestalked your mrs.
She's nice. I might have her.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:08, Reply)

No no seriously
I bagsied her ages ago.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:09, Reply)

bagsied teabagged
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:15, Reply)

That too

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:17, Reply)

video is on redtube

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:18, Reply)

yeah, I like her

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I think it's a shame she's going out with you
because she's a nice looking girl who deserves to have nice pictures of her taken, but whenever you're nearby, the cock of ignorance upon which you choke always obscures her face.

Exhibit A:

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:25, Reply)

you're right
it oft gets commented on
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:57, Reply)

You should see her hotmail sent items.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:25, Reply)