My flatmate tried to lose weight by eating less
about the same time I went through my unexpected weight loss phase and so was eating more to try and compensate for it. Eventually one day he bemoaned,
"It's not fair! The more he eats, the fatter I get!"
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I do sometimes wonder
if I have reverse body-dysmorphia, where I think I'm tall and slender, but really everyone else can see how fattus maximus I am. But Wii Fit wouldn't lie to me. And I think I would struggle with my dancing if I was a lolfatty
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

One of the most cringeworthy things I remember seeing at my old school
was at some open day or awards night or something, when two fat girls got up and did a dance to some Santana. They definitely struggled with their dancing - I'm assuming you can move with a certain amount of grace and are therefore not the fattus maximus you fear you might be.

(The worst part was that they called the act 'Total Eclipse,' which prompted a lot of very obvious jokes...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

haha I say that when my sister bends over
I think I've got a bit of grace, but that could be more dysmorphia again. Although my students think the sun shines out of my arse and they can't all be trying to sleep with me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)