Fatty enters Miss England - Internet rejoices

news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/health/newsid_7507000/7507037.stm?ls

She says it's fine to be a woman of size as 16 is now the average, but if 16 is overweight then all this means is that the average woman is overweight, not that it is ok to be overweight. I'm sure the same is true for men.

Question: Are you overweight?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:57, 163 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I thought anyone larger than allegra versace was overweight
am I wrong?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:01, Reply)

look at the size of her boobs though,
amirite?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:02, Reply)

i don't have a problem with someone being size sixteen
but she is fugly
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Combat Barbie
below her more your thing?

I think a girl with a gun is a turn off.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:04, Reply)

She's not ugly.
she just has too much slap on.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:16, Reply)

no, she's ugly
she looks like a bat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Her face, dude!!
Look at it!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

^this
the army girl below is far more attractive. in fact much better looking than most of the girls you see in that sort of thing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I disagree
I don't think she's ugly at all. She might not be the hottest girl on the planet, but she's certainly not an uggo.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

alright, I've taken a second look
the video at the top does feature too much slap, and she looks like a fat Denise Richards, but the other one isn't too bad. Bit Kirsty Allsopp looking.

The bird below is quite fine though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

well ok, i concede she isn't ugly, and my comment was harsh
but she's certainly not beauty contest material
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Would you go down on her in a 69 possition and rest your nose in the gap between her fanny and her bumhole and then look at the to glorous bum mountains sticking up over the horizon.
And then grin to yourself, she can't see the grin, but she can feel it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Well I think she looks ok.
I like a face that's not like every other supposedly beautiful face out there.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Like yours?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I'm not beautiful or nearly.
I'm just on the right side of plain.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I was only joking
you've got a lovely face.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I get by : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

She's not attractive
Why couldn't there be a normal sized curvy girl who DOESN'T have a nose like Tubbs?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:06, Reply)

That's a very harsh comment
I think she's perfectly nice looking. If I was single, out on the lash and I noticed her on the other side of the dancefloor, I would definitely go over and try and pull her fit mate.

Actually I wouldn't, I would stare at her fit mate from the other side of the room and make her feel uncomfortable. Then after I was totally shitfaced I would lurch over and mutter something unintelligible and she would ignore me and walk off.

But, were I to be at a party, I would talk to Chloe and probably get along quite well with her, we'd probably end up sleeping with each other and she would develop quite an infatuation for me. As I'm pretty weak willed I'd keep on slipping her the hot dog for a few weeks, but it would mainly involve me going round hers and then leaving in the morning as I just didn't want to be seen out with her. Finally, the reality of the situation would break through her little bubble and she'd try and broach the subject of where this was going. I'd lose patience and get angry with her, demanding why she had to plan everything out, why can't she just live for a while. I'd leave, she'd probably call me the next day and apologise and I'd end up doing her up the wrong 'un that night.

She'd cry herself to sleep. I'd lie awake hating myself. Eventually I'd sneak out and then dump her by text message. I'd change my number and move away and we wouldn't see each other again.

A few years later I'd get back in touch wit her via facebook. She would have a boyfriend now and be really happy. I'd still be alone and I'd curse myself for being so stupid.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

this is a gonzo reply that's been put through a spellchecker.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

It's also true

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

POTD

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

and you'd secretly be pleased she'd put on a bit of weight since you split up.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

You could console yourself with an ironic bucket of chicken

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

The best kind of bucket of chicken.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

"fucking Chuck Norris"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I didn't really read this, it was to long and I have to short of an attention span.
But just so you know, she isn't reading this, probably, so won't think to herself "Oh BOY, that Al sure does like me, I reckon maybe I could, nah', that's silly, well, I'll give it a shot... maybe we can hook up some time for an ice cream down the rib shack."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Nope

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:07, Reply)

For sure
You iz leanz
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Not in the slightest
Some day I may be, but not now.

Are you an insecure fatty?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:10, Reply)

No not at all pretty skinny by all accounts
although I was erring on a little pot belly before Christmas, but i have banished it with running and sit ups!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:13, Reply)

the article says
"she is keen to point out that the average UK woman is a size 16 like her. She told Newsbeat: "I've always been bigger than most girls."

Silly bint.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I have no problem with her size and shape
but aren't contestants of beauty contests supposed to be...err...beautiful?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:13, Reply)

My point exactly

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Yup
although women are rarely pretty nowadays
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Probably a couple of stone overweight, yeah.
I'm pretty fit for a porker though.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:13, Reply)

oh and no
I'm not overweight. In fact (I typoed 'in fat' then and laughed) just this morning my WiiFit told me my BMI was perfect. And I ate half an apple crumble last night. I'm the kind of person weight-watchers hate.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

My tubbo friends hate me too for the amount of eating I do
You seem to base a lot of your health-routines on what you Wii Fit tells you. What if someone's tampered with it and you're actually obese?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:16, Reply)

My flatmate tried to lose weight by eating less
about the same time I went through my unexpected weight loss phase and so was eating more to try and compensate for it. Eventually one day he bemoaned,
"It's not fair! The more he eats, the fatter I get!"
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I do sometimes wonder
if I have reverse body-dysmorphia, where I think I'm tall and slender, but really everyone else can see how fattus maximus I am. But Wii Fit wouldn't lie to me. And I think I would struggle with my dancing if I was a lolfatty
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

One of the most cringeworthy things I remember seeing at my old school
was at some open day or awards night or something, when two fat girls got up and did a dance to some Santana. They definitely struggled with their dancing - I'm assuming you can move with a certain amount of grace and are therefore not the fattus maximus you fear you might be.

(The worst part was that they called the act 'Total Eclipse,' which prompted a lot of very obvious jokes...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

haha I say that when my sister bends over
I think I've got a bit of grace, but that could be more dysmorphia again. Although my students think the sun shines out of my arse and they can't all be trying to sleep with me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Ah, just wait until your metabolism shits itself in your mid-twenties.
Then you'll see.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I warned him of this

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

You did
I think I consoled myself with some cake.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

It'll get you one day

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Not if I hide....
*hides*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Quiet tubby

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

it's lies
mine shifted from being fat, to eating pretty much the same and losing weight anyway.

I'm 28, haven't changed things much, and am thinner and lighter now than I have been for at least 12 years
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

That's the kind of thinking I need, V
Time to break out some more crisps then.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I can recommend the smoke yourself thin diet
I also started losing more weight when I stopped going to the gym.

bear these things in mind.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I have seen this work many times
I never understood why though, due to the huge number of snacks ingested during the munchie hours of 12 - 2
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I can't put my finger on it
the weird thing is, I've been at just above 13.5 stone for 6 months or so (maybe a bit more) but am still getting thinner
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Worms?

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:34, Reply)

it's not happening that quick
and I still weight the same, that's the odd part
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

is it true that Maria Callas deliberately kept a tapeworm
in order to keep thin?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Did she keep it in a secret box and feed it her dinner when no-one was looking?

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:36, Reply)

you could call it a secret box I suppose

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

*bawks*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

they sell tapeworm eggs in America
for crazy dieting wierdos. Kim Kardashian probably endorses them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I don't understand Kim Karashian

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I KNOW, RIGHT?
What is she famous for?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I have a Canadian living with me part time at the moment
and she forced me to watch that show. It was awful.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)

ooh can you get her to name
100 reasons why Canada sucks? I'm trying to convince the boyfriend that Australia is the way to go but he's still clinging to the idea of Canada.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)

the same reason Paris Hilton is
they're socialites, rich and famous parents
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)

they must be destroyed

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)

sad times
I looooooooooooooooooooooooooove Paris Hilton
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

It's such a shame she died two days ago

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I'm Obese Class 1
according to the BMI, which incidentally has been dismissed as crap.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Fatty fat fat fat

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Miss Coventry looks
ill.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Nope.
I went through a phase of being alarmingly underweight though; if you do it on BMI (which I realise is a ropey indicator) then I've gone from being right at the bottom of the 'healthy' range to right at the top of it. But then I do like beer.

As for 16 being 'overweight': I think that's an even more ropey indicator than BMI. The trouble with that scale is that it takes no account of the different shapes of women's bodies, even though they vary far more than those of men. I can walk into a shop, pick up a pair of trousers and I'm treated to a waist circumference and an inside leg length by which to judge whether they'll fit. The ladies, I'm told, get nothing more to go on than a single and seemingly arbitrary number, which - again, so I'm told - works fine if you're shaped like a two-legged lamppost, but is fairly useless otherwise.

So I wouldn't judge her weight by the "size" she takes. However, the fact that she's a few inches shorter than me and yet weighs almost as much as me suggests she might be pushing it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Fair comment

I wonder if the average size rises to 22 if people will still hide behind the fact that it is the average so therefore ok somehow.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Well, it does feel like we're making excuses for the increasing lolfattitude of the nation
But again, it goes back to how crap the sizing system is: a woman who was 6'5 and still had some curves could probably be reasonably expected to take a 22 and still look fine (I'm guessing here, all figures are entirely arbitrary). You can tell if someone's fat by looking at them, not by the number on the tag in the back of their dress.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I agree.
I'm roughly a size 18. When I lost a lot of weight years ago I was a size 16/14 and looked anorexic. This is because I'm tall and built like a brick shithouse. Horses for courses really.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:29, Reply)

ha
fattitude.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Yes I am overweight.
But if I lose anymore then I lose my boobs.

I've become quite attached to them.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Once my boobs start to look smaller, I get on the pies again.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Remember to take into account
the extra mass due to your much longer hair!
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Already done!
Plus I've stopped biting my fingernails too. That will add a milligram or two.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Have a good dump.
Careful measurements (by me) have shown that it's possible for some test subjects (me) to lose a few kg that way...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I went to my Doctors for health check when I had just registered
and he quoted my BMI and said I was quite overweight. I couldn't believe a doctor actually used BMI as a measure of obesity. Fair enough, I could do with being about half a stone lighter, but that's all.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Hang on, that report is two years old FFS

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

meh, it was on the BBC news home page today
Average size is probably 18 by now...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

not according to my BMI
but I've still got too much fat around the middle for my liking.

I spent quite a while around the 15.5-16 stone mark, which was shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Craig David all over your bwoink

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Re-Re-Wind
and the crowd say Bo. se-LEC-ta!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Making moves, yeah, on the dance floor
Gotta move on dancing yeah, real hard core
From the front to the back that's where I was at
You know, you know, the Artful Dodger do it like that
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

PERVERT!
oh sorry, I read that as "When the child says no molest her"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

He got fat and all

Apparently he used to sing for the leftovers at Wimpy in Southampton at end of every night 7 days a week
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I heard he chilled on Sundays.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Yep
I'm now a tubby fucker, especially when you look at the way I was until 3 years ago.

Ah well.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

You'll have to buy your dresses at Evans now.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Hahah!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)

No
*smugs it up big stylee*
( djtrialprice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Wait until you're 30
Just wait.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Pfft!
Wait until your all 40. Then the shit will hit the fan.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

surely no-one could ever live as long as that?

( djtrialprice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I know, crazy isn't it.
How the fuck I've managed is a mystery.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

bravo, keep it up
anything from here on in is a bonus
( djtrialprice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I'm aiming for a mention in the Guiness book of World records.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Don't even think about
writing it inside the back cover yourself.

I'm on to you!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)

you, my dear, are evil
I bet I'll still be all trim like.
( djtrialprice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Not evil but helpful
Keep an eye on your waistline is all I'm saying.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)

HAHA
she's going to leave you when you get fat!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I *knew* she only wanted a vacant, pretty toyboy
:'(
( djtrialprice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

That's why she snuck upstair with me on satuday night.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)

You promised you wouldn't tell

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Al's a right bastard for that
I'm surprised he hasn't blabbed to everyone about that threeway we had
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I took ages counting three there
I kept getting four
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)

that's because you were half drunk

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

No it's because you and Al said you were triplets

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)

we're not that fat!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Now I'm thinking about my Zooey Daschenal/Katy Perry/Roota Triplet fantasy.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)

that's everyone's fantasy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Have you swallowed a Gonz pill today?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Fuck off!
I was doing this stuff long before I knew Gonz.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)

What, spelling things wrong?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Oh fuck off, you spell her name without looking it up on the internet
I'm going to test you on that next time I see you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Deschanel
*excellent stalker*
Also remembers Cole Deschanel from Sunset beach.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)

It's ok
I kept on eyeing up Lara Croft. Phwooooar!
( djtrialprice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)

So did I ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)

we'll get someone to distract her husband next time

( djtrialprice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Al can do his fandance again

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:56, Reply)

is there a skinny guy living in your massive gut
that no-one knows about!?
( djtrialprice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Oh no, not vacant
I like 'em a bit geeky.
So you'll be alright if you just stay trim.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Yes
and proudly so! 5'9" and a healthy 14-16 (on a fat day and depending on which shop the garment was purchased).
The BF says he is happy with the curves so there you go! Who wants to fuck a twiglet anyway?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Rare blud, she be well butters, man, I only go for DVs now, designer vagina, rare yous get me?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Basicly, I think any girl that is confident enough to go on that kind of show probably isn't the kind of girl I want to be dating.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)

GONZ!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I don't know what's wrong with me =(
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Haha shurrup
How goes?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I got my initiation into the freemasions in about 30 minutes and I really don't feel well, don't want to do it, but I have to now.
The guy who got me to join, got me when I was going through a bad way, and now I don't know why I'm doing it. The guy who's bringing me into the group is a very difficault person too.

=(((((((((((((((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Just don't go, what are they going to do get Dan Brown onto you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)

do it gonz
we can do special handshakes and everything
( djtrialprice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I don't want him to
But I'm hoping he's kidding
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)

They'll take away my right to free healthcare or something like that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Is this real Gonz?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Yup

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)

You be careful
And don't go telling them my real name.
And don't turn into a scary prick.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I'm a Freemason hon
:D
( djtrialprice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

What?
Oh my God I'm well scared now.
Aren't they the ones who can have you bumped off and that?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

You're my wife now Dave!

( djtrialprice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)

:S
Listen you, too many people will notice if I 'disappear'.
And don't ask none of your paedo judges or bent coppers to help you wriggle out of it.

EDIT: I'm just messing right. Don't kill me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Are you "On the square" ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

How do you become a Freemason then?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Not you and all!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I'm curious
does someone just come up to you one day and say "So, Freemason eh!?" and if you go "yeah, interesting bunch" then they go "So, want to join eh?"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I got asked
cos my granddad was one

I declined.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Why did you decline?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)

it's not my bag
plus, the old man has a massive dislike of masons, for what reasons I am not entirely clear. It was his father-in-law who was the mason, not his father.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I hear ya

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:55, Reply)

But who asked you?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)

it was at my grandfather's after-funeral do
I was talking to one of his fellow masons. they asked if I was interested.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:55, Reply)

So you've got to know a mason to become a mason
That sounds terribly discriminatory
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)

not necessarily
my experience is very limited

ask The Great Architect
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)

You ask too many questions
We're going to have to take you for a little ride...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I dunno
I'm not saying one more word about them in case I get iced.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Don't worry, I won't.
I think it means I can jump the queue at Harrods.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)

If they say that the handshake is called a Dutch Rudder, then run

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I'm overweight
and it will be interesting to see what happens over the next few weeks due to this broken ankle. On the one hand I'll be sitting around a lot more, but when I do get up and move it's a full-body workout that leaves me exhausted.

At the same time I'm only overweight by about 20-25 lbs, so it's not too bad.
( Wanderer, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I'm trying to put weight on.
I'm currently about 122lbs and size 4-6 depending on where I shop. I look awful - you know, sunken cheekbones, hips sticking out. I'd like to get back to where I was about 18 months ago 145lbs and a size 8-10.
Unfortunately, I'm one of those people who stop eating when I get stressed and sometimes go for up to a week with little or no food.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Too fucking right!
Total food hedonist and drinker of too much alcohol. I've had my fit time and tbh wouldn't go back to it. Too much effort.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:08, Reply)