my band is starting to be appreciated by hot girls
I'm far from single so can't enjoy it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Feel your pain
I've been DJing my night for nearly ten years and not once have I taken advantage of a nubile, willing and flexible young woman. Some of the offers I've had recently are from women born in the 90's for god's sakes. So unfair.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:17, Reply)

not sure what was worse
only having guitar geeks coming up to talk to me, or having hot chicks come up and then get disapproving looks from the mrs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:21, Reply)

The latter is worse
The former involves a degree of hero worship that won't get you a sex ban. It is a well known fact amongst women that if your boyfriend is talking to a moderately attractive woman she is one raised eyebrow away from fellating him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:23, Reply)

true
annoying really. I went through a very long period where this sort of thing would have been very useful, and through that time playing the guitar got me nowhere...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:26, Reply)

It's always the way
I had no luck with girls until six weeks before leaving my home town to come to Uni. Then I went and bloody well fell in love spent four years in a long-distance relationship turning down poon left (right and centre would be exaggerating)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Boo fucking hoo
lets all feel sorry for mr yeah I'm going to be fucking smug about being in a relationship and even fucking smugger that hot girls are all lusting after me, although less smug about the fact I live in Exeter and if you don't have gills you're classified as hot
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:00, Reply)