Feel your pain
I've been DJing my night for nearly ten years and not once have I taken advantage of a nubile, willing and flexible young woman. Some of the offers I've had recently are from women born in the 90's for god's sakes. So unfair.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

not sure what was worse
only having guitar geeks coming up to talk to me, or having hot chicks come up and then get disapproving looks from the mrs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:21, Reply)

The latter is worse
The former involves a degree of hero worship that won't get you a sex ban. It is a well known fact amongst women that if your boyfriend is talking to a moderately attractive woman she is one raised eyebrow away from fellating him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:23, Reply)

true
annoying really. I went through a very long period where this sort of thing would have been very useful, and through that time playing the guitar got me nowhere...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:26, Reply)

It's always the way
I had no luck with girls until six weeks before leaving my home town to come to Uni. Then I went and bloody well fell in love spent four years in a long-distance relationship turning down poon left (right and centre would be exaggerating)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:29, Reply)