When do you plant squash for best results?
Ms Foxtrot bloody loves them. To present her with a huge squash I'd grown myself would probably get me a Dutch Rudder at the very least
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:30, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

considering I only got 2 squash from an enormous plant
I'm not sure when you grow them for best effect...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Touche
You're right about courgettes being prolific. I might grow a fuckload, put them in Mr Potato Head shoes, paint eyes on them and line them up outside my housemate's bedroom door
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:35, Reply)

sounds like an excellent plan

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I could really do with a housemate who smokes much more dope though

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:44, Reply)

everyone could

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:51, Reply)

But if everyone got them
there would be less dope for us
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:53, Reply)

that's true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Unless...
surely there's a solution involving the current subject matter in respect of using our gardens to grow things... how is dope made again?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:59, Reply)

ummmmm....like.....errr
doesn't it like....grow...in the ground....or something
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Dude!
That's an awesome idea! Why has no-one else thought of growing their own?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Sweet!
I dunno! you would like never run out!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:16, Reply)

If everyone did that
there'd be no need for anyone to do anything ever
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:28, Reply)

you don't plant squash
you buy it

robinson's lemon barley water is my favourite
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Sow in pots/trays inside at the end of april/start of may
keep inside until the plants are too big to manage (this way they should survive piss poor british summer & slugs), then plant outside and watch them take over your garden.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Excellent
Thank you. If this does not work I shall blame you and post my piss-poor attempts at vegetables to your house, strapped to some frozen compost and a G4 record by way of vengeance
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:43, Reply)