Not so much sanctimonious
but hugely hugely smug in the privacy of my own head about losing two dress sizes and looking a metric fuckton better for it. Also looking a metric fuckton better than my best mates fiance, who's always been a complete bitch to me and whom I saw in the pub last night doing her very best beached whale impression.
In other news, I watched The Big Lebowski for the first time last night. BGB, I think you may be on to something with Jeff Bridges...
(berk, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:10, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*sigh* Isn't he lovely?

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

He's not bad
in a scruffy but twinkly, much-older-man kind of way. I'd only ever seen him (knowingly) in Iron Man when he was bald and scary.
(berk, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Scruffy but twinkly rocks my boat.
Can I find a scruffy but twinkly guy in the real world? Can I fuck!
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:15, Reply)

That'll be me then
*twinkles*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:18, Reply)

If you looked one iota like Jeff Bridges then I'd be on you like a rash.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

a rash stink on shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

You picking on me again?

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

no
just trying to get a simile of which I am fond out into the world
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

If I poked your eyes out,
then yes.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Don't worry.
It may come to that eventually.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Why??
Why would you set her off again?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Don't worry.
I'll be fine once I get laid.

*taps fingers on desk*
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:16, Reply)