I won't be on-line at home for a couple of weeks as I'm changing my ISP.
This does not faze me as I think it will be character building. I'm also planning on giving up booze for a few months, (apart from bashes), which will also be good for me.

What are you doing to show the world what a sanctimonious git you are?
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:44, 97 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So far I've given up booze for 4 weeks
and yes I feel like a sanctimonious git. I still don't believe in a higher power though.
( Peej, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I have nothing to prove to the world.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:47, Reply)

prove it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:48, Reply)

no

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I'm doing charity work
Vipros you are lovely and I'd love to be your friend
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:49, Reply)

so by charity work you mean lying?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:50, Reply)

oh you're so funny
That's one of the many things I admire about you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:51, Reply)

what are the others?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Your bitchin' facial hair?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Of course
and the fact you're in a band but so rarely mention it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I thought that might be it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Your massive modesty

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I appreciate the little wiggle he has in his walk.
Also his come to bed eyes are strangely alluring.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:03, Reply)

this is just strange

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:13, Reply)

You love it!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

as it's you ;-)
not from badger though. I've taken to burning her effigy on a semi-regular basis
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I joined the brotherhood of freemasionary last night !
Oh man, it was awesome, they did all sorts of shit, it's like I was LARPing a Zelda game, srs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:58, Reply)

You should never join a group that would have you as a member.
Apart from B3ta obviously.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:59, Reply)

What are you allowed to tell us
And what are the privileges?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Just that I'm a member, not much else.
It really is more of an old boy's club, an excuse for people to leave the wives, have a drink and piss about. The cerominal side of things are more for a bit of sense of formality and to instil a sense of...ermm.. something 'bigger' than yourself, like a religion, in the respect that all the easter/christmas/whatever things are just ways of getting you to think about the values they are supposed to fortel.

There are different levels, and I'm just an initiate, so I don't really know much at all, but in time I'll learn.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:08, Reply)

You have to believe in god?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Not necessarily the Christian God
It is believed to be more connected with Zorroastrianism

Which is nothing to do with californian masked heroes
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Don't they have the whirling dancers.
They're ace.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Yah', doesn't matter what religion or anything like that, just that you do believe in some sort of 'higher being', doens't matter if it's "The dude with the beard", "The flying speggetti monster", "Zuse and all his family" or any of the more traditional m
odern gods.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Did you have to get your tits out?
I hear they like doing that.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Ooo! do they?
*signs up*
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:13, Reply)

And rolled up trouser legs
and funny handshakes.

They are a nice bunch of chaps. I'm surrounded by them at work. Wankers.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:15, Reply)

You know too much, what's the name and address of all your collegues?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I can't tell you that Gonz
I'll not compromise my boss, he give me loads of money every month, and he thinks I work hard, rather than b3taing all day.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

It's OK, I'll ask my Grand Master, who'll ask the head of Dreamhosts*, who'll ask rob, who'll tell cr3, who'll get your IP, who'll report it to the ISP, who'll get the location of where you work, who'll then give me the HR Records, and I'll work it out fr
om that.

* that's where b3ta is hosted, I think
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I thought you were a nice Gonz
Is JMG putting you up to this?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Haha, don't start all that again.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:34, Reply)

It was fun while it lasted

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Getting owned by /talk and JMG was fun?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

The experience, yes
Looking at how they took my previous posts apart, linking it, quite interesting really.

They behave like vultures, but really, what can they achieve? I suppose if I was more sensitive the experience could have been traumatic.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I know nothing of these incidents

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Look at my entries on popular and follow the theads

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I rather enjoyed it
and saw it coming as soon as you asked him to prove his popularity. He used to piss me off but I respect him a bit more these days because I've never seen him lose an argument except once with cr3 I think.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I admit I poked him
but he didn't really join an argument, more of a taunting.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I hear JMG is on his 56th degree thinggy.
The only reason Prince Charles didn't join is because he wanted to jump the queue and go straight to the top, and JMG wouldn't have any of that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Don't call them that!
I'm proper fucking scared of them and I think my fella might be one.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Why do you think that?

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Cos he said he was yesterday
and then made a joke about having me dumped in the Mersey.
I have no idea whether he's kidding me up or not.
But I'm saying nowt in case he is one and then he like strangles me or something.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Ask him to show you his pinny
Then tell him to do the washing up.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

"Don't make him angry...
...he can DO things..."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Who in their right mind would dump you in the Mersey?

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

He was joking
I think.
but if I 'disappear', you'll tell them where to look, right?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

You betcha!
I'll start getting the Liverpool echo just in case.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Don't do that luv
It's shit, apart from when I'm in it ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Seriously, being scared of them is on par with being scared of the people who have lock-ins at your local pub.
There is a female version you can join yourself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

You gonna put a word in for me?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Can't, the female version is nothing to do with the male lot, but I'm sure you can find someone to introduce you.
Just ask around the pub, someone there'll be one, and they might have a misses who is. If you join, you can always leave, do a bit of research first and see if they appeal to you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)

No it's ok.
I don't belong to things.
B3ta QOTWOT is the only gang I have ever been in, and it's shit, so it's not really a gang.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I’m attempting to sort out my finances,
but its just so bloody dull and depressing! Blurgh.

Also after I buy a pair of red shoes tomorrow I’m not allowing myself to purchase anymore footwear for at least 3 months.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:02, Reply)

You could paint some existing shoes red?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I could
But I don't wanna! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Ok, you may buy the ones that are already red!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Thanks! :D

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I just ate an apple. I wasn't even forced to.
Later I might have a satsuma.
( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)

What happened to you!
You used to be cool and eat ribs and shit, now it's all "apples" and "satsumas".

*shakes head sadly*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:08, Reply)

But being sanctimonious
means hiding the fact I had pizza last night and am just off to have a smoke with Wookiee.
( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Oh boy
I'm so hot for your right now
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:13, Reply)

My right now?
Is that what you're calling it?
Works for me.
( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Pfffft.
How are you? How is your course going? Is wookie still making you do things you don't want to do?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I'm OK.
My course is OK and yes, Wookiee makes me go to lectures when I'm tired. Bastard.
( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

His slight stature certainly hides his evil demeanour.
A sort of hippy PolPot if you will.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I'm glad to see you're looking after yourself.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I forbid you to read my reply to Al.

( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Too late : (

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:12, Reply)

*loses sanctimonity*

( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I'll help you find it again
*eyebrow waggling*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

*goes a-hunting*

( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Not so much sanctimonious
but hugely hugely smug in the privacy of my own head about losing two dress sizes and looking a metric fuckton better for it. Also looking a metric fuckton better than my best mates fiance, who's always been a complete bitch to me and whom I saw in the pub last night doing her very best beached whale impression.
In other news, I watched The Big Lebowski for the first time last night. BGB, I think you may be on to something with Jeff Bridges...
(berk, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:10, Reply)

*sigh* Isn't he lovely?

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

He's not bad
in a scruffy but twinkly, much-older-man kind of way. I'd only ever seen him (knowingly) in Iron Man when he was bald and scary.
(berk, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Scruffy but twinkly rocks my boat.
Can I find a scruffy but twinkly guy in the real world? Can I fuck!
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:15, Reply)

That'll be me then
*twinkles*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:18, Reply)

If you looked one iota like Jeff Bridges then I'd be on you like a rash.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

a rash stink on shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

You picking on me again?

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

no
just trying to get a simile of which I am fond out into the world
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

If I poked your eyes out,
then yes.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Don't worry.
It may come to that eventually.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Why??
Why would you set her off again?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Don't worry.
I'll be fine once I get laid.

*taps fingers on desk*
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I'm giving up fizzy drinks at work this month
It's mainly to save me money.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I'm giving-up posting pointless unfunny shit on internet messageboards.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

This makes me sad

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Not really!
Minge. It's nice to know you'd have missed me though. I might go home and paint a smiley face on one of my white mugs and plant some chives in it so when it's grown in a couple of months I can stroke it like it's green hair and then cut it all off and have interesting scrambled eggs.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Please let me adopt you.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:29, Reply)

You're not 'avin me chives!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Shit! you can read me like a book.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

She's not after your chives

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Are you saying I would fiddle with a son?

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Erm.. that would be adopted son.
Probably not illegal.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Still icky though.
I can't even think of my friends boyfriends in that way.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)