I'm giving-up posting pointless unfunny shit on internet messageboards.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

This makes me sad

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Not really!
Minge. It's nice to know you'd have missed me though. I might go home and paint a smiley face on one of my white mugs and plant some chives in it so when it's grown in a couple of months I can stroke it like it's green hair and then cut it all off and have interesting scrambled eggs.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Please let me adopt you.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:29, Reply)

You're not 'avin me chives!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Shit! you can read me like a book.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

She's not after your chives

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Are you saying I would fiddle with a son?

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Erm.. that would be adopted son.
Probably not illegal.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Still icky though.
I can't even think of my friends boyfriends in that way.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)