Ewwwww
The same applies to Andrex Puppy loo roll though... who really want's to wipe their parts on a little puppy... :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*raises hand*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

*dies a little inside*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Flimmers. You haven't lived!
After a while you start experimenting with different breeds. Shetland Sheepdog puppies are joyously soft as are young Labradors; and I am sure that the comedic value of wiping your bronze with a Shitzu is not lost on you.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Hmmm...
Well one day you’re going to wipe your bottom on the wrong dog and its going to eat your testicles… you have been warned.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Hahahahah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Snap!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Ooooh spooky!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:41, Reply)