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There are posters all over That London advertising:
www.loveyourvagina.com (totally SFW, by the way).

Contained within is a national study* of what women call their bajingos. What outlandish suggestions can you get on the list, B3ta?

Alternatively - the Mooncup sounds dusgusting. Discuss.

*May not be actual, proper research.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:54, 190 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't even own a vagina.
edit:
but my charming uni cockney housemate used to refer to them as either "rat" or "axe wound"
He also refered to the process of having sex with someone as "ruining them"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)

axe wound was going to be my suggestion, as a fellow non-owner
"ruining them" is just delightful
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)

"how did things go with jenny? Did you ruin her"
was a typical greeting in the morning.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Chivalry is alive and well, I see.

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I seem to recall that I knew someone at uni who used to say the same
and I think he was cockney too.

filthy bastards
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

This is one of my friend's favourite sayings.
He's from London, but posh London, not cockney.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)

are you trying to do tree puns again?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

No, I just can't type.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)

thought so, I was just giving you the benifit of the doubt.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Nope, I'm not witty,
Just retarded.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:27, Reply)

It's ok, you're pretty you don't have to be witty or clever.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Pffft.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

The fact he was very camp made it seem ok.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

man, i could do with a good ruining

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Did you get it wet?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Was her messy hairy kabab tasty?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I think this thread is turning me gay.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Heh, I was thinking the same.
This thread is more gynocologist than porn star.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)

'Mary' has 22 entries

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)

MOOT
is number one. This has already been trolled.

EDIT - The Downtown Dining and Entertainment Facility is number 2.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I think the number might be in order of posting, as opposed to popularity...

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

i believe it to be some sort of tag cloud
so the larger the word, the more popular. look at the size of 'cunt' for example... (oo-er)
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)

You kids with your tag clouds and your drugs and your loud music
and your confusing names for tuppences.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Oh yeah i say tuppence too
but only when talking about strippers, actresses and singers.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:19, Reply)

i like minky

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broadsword, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I thought my mate was the only person who said that

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

an ex used the term "whatsit" (or Wotsit)
probably because it was orange and smelt of cheese
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I like mimsy
and lady garden
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Me too
are you a lesbian then?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Yup but only a little bit

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Wasn't there a film called "The last mimsy"?
I imagine many people were disappointed
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Hehehe there was
Whenever I saw a poster for it I giggled like a Japanese schoolgirl.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Ha!
When "The object of my affection" came out, I always read it as "The object of my errection".

Such things get me through the day.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)

That's funneh too!
I’m sure my brain spends a great deal of time inserting rude words when there aren’t any, just to keep me on my toes!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Hairy Axe Wound is probably my favourite
But you've also got Tuna Canoe, Wizard's Sleeve, Sandpit, and many others.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

ham wallet?

(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

ha!
that was one they hadn't had yet
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:03, Reply)

love duct is a good one

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Ha!
I am now singing that to the tune of "Love Shack"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Growler
and clopper are my two current favourites.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I've always been a fan of the expression 'flash us yer growler'

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broadsword, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:09, Reply)

a friend of mine is canadian
and according to a mutual friend quite hairy in that region. There had been some talk about her trying to get laser hair removal on the NHS somehow, and yet another mutual friend of ours (this time male) did an incredible impression of her, nailed the voice and accent perfectly, saying "Hi, I've got a really hairy growler, can you sort that out for me?"

laugh? I nearly died!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Send her over here
there's a place opposite my office that will fire lasers at your growler for €199
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broadsword, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I'll do so, thanks

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Gopping clopper
as a saying is almost poetry.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Horses for courses
Speaking anatomically I'd say vagina to a doctor but fanny or Mary to my mates.
To a bloke I'd say the usual porn word for it, which is ridiculous out of context.
Jokingly I'd say foof.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Hehehe
Foof is a wicked word!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I thought a 'foof' was an involuntary expulsion of air from the front bottom?

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broadsword, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:10, Reply)

That's a queef
Or a fannyfart.
'Foof' is short for 'fu-fu'.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Ah of course.
Many thanks for clearing up my foof confusion. Or should that be confoofsion.
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broadsword, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Totally.

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I'm so proud of you! :)

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Thanks sistah

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)

No worries!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Ain't it!

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Pocket Rocket Socket?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)

because all they are for is putting willies in?

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:18, Reply)

When we know they're also for putting fingers in ;)

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)

and dildos

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:23, Reply)

...and amusingly shaped vegetables?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

well, probably not turnips

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:27, Reply)

But if 'twere shaped almost exactly like a ...'thingy'...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:42, Reply)

or a squash

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Lady bits
how about "panty hamster"
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Did someone say
Spam purse?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Ew haha

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

yes me!!!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

I did.
It said they hadn't had it yet. *prouds*
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Oh well done

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

(!)

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Very accurate, but how does one pronounce that? ;)

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Spunk trench is lovely as is sausage wallet

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Fluffy sausage wallet
somehow sounds nicer.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

That is great...
...and unfortunately I said it out loud as I read it. I am getting strange looks at work.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Haha!
Say it louder. I dare you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I just did...
...and explained it as a horse that is running at Chepstow.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Nicely done.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Not sure if I can explain...
..."Spunk Trench" though.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

No, I can imagine that one would be more awkward.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:43, Reply)

can't you read in your head?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:50, Reply)

boys are horrible

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Whispering eye!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

WOW!

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Oh I know!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)

sexeh!

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)

It’s all different kinds of hawt!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)

i use the term
'girl parts'

it really is hard to think of an appropriate term
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Meat-pocket

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Kroney, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)

but that defines it only in terms of willies being put in them

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Sideways smile

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Kroney, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Although
I don't know what else you'd expect men to associate them with. I mean, you can't drive anywhere in them and they're no good for putting up shelves, or anything.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Fanny
Is a popular one round here.

Anything with 'clam' in it sounds horrible.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Can we drag out the classic 'gowl' again?
Or 'Hothouse Flower' for the the delicate ones.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Here is the perfect place to post this.
www.spaweekblog.com/tag/vajazzle/

Reasonably safe for work- nothing too graphic or obvious, but the topic is womens' ladybits.
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Wanderer, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Oooh oooooooh
MINGGGGGGE!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:24, Reply)

that implies the whole area though

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:24, Reply)

A valid point.
*retracts minge*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

grim

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Fwahahaha

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Can you do that?

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Sure
I’m eating honey and chilli peanuts with Minstrels, I can do anything.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

You with your fancy ways...

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I know
Check me out!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

you might like to try dipping soft chocolate chip cookies into hot salsa in the case
I found it to be awesome.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Ooooh
Nom nom!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:53, Reply)

GASH

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Ahhhhhhhh AHhhhhhhhhhh

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

You alright there kid?

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:28, Reply)

yes, I was doing the Flash Gordon theme tune.
well I thought it was funny so there
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I actually wish I'd realised
Because now it is funny to me
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

DONT PATRONISE ME!!!!
*storms off*
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Listen ere, Les Miserables
I bloody meant it.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:37, Reply)

you'll b pleased to hear
that I found that hilarious, and I'm pleased that I got it without seeing the explanation
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I bet we call it 'me' more than we realise.

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:27, Reply)

What like 'look at me minge'?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Haha no, you!

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

It makes me laugh every time I hear
someone refer to large ladyparts as looking like a melted welly.

Also, the mooncup is indeed disgusting. Every year I was at the Leeds festival when I was peeing I would read the stickers that advertised the mooncup and I would think "I must look up what that is when I get home", but I never remembered and then one of my friends told me what it is. GROSS!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I did the exact same thing!
They have that one sticker all over the inside of the long drops.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Me too!
I don’t quite understand why they think festivals and nightclub toilets are the best place for advertising their freaky cup!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I also don't like the idea
of reusable sanitary towels. Especially when they make them out of hello kitty fabric. I don't really want to bleed all over a tiny cat's face.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

they exist?!
nasty
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:34, Reply)

yup
www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=43365245&ref=sr_list_14&&ga_search_query=reusable+menstrual&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&includes[]=tags&includes[]=title

sorry for massive link. I quite like this one actually.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:38, Reply)

probable link fail
although you probably won't be clicking it anyway
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:39, Reply)

let me
you're welcome
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:41, Reply)

And they say chivalry is dead.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I'm a true hero for modern times.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)

your only suCCess
is being mean to me
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I saw that sneaky edit
HEY EVERYONE PSYCHOCHOMP SPELLED SUCCESS WITH ONLY ONE C
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I was trying to be nice.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:53, Reply)

how is that nice?!
sending my to psychedelic migraine inducing 404 messages. *sobs*
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Me neither.
There are some things which just are not meant to be used again.
Its worse than wiping your arse with a picture of a puppy.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

God no.
Use a real one. Lovely and soft on your ringpeice.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

What about the claws
And the teeth?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:44, Reply)

You train them to lick instead of biting.
Honestly, it is like having a bidet that you can play fetch with.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:46, Reply)

That's all very well,
But you couldn't let it lick your face after.

I have an image now of a bidet galloping round a park chasing after a bar of soap.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Oh that is just disgusting.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:49, Reply)

The licking or the chasing?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)

get one of the boarders
to animate it
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I don't know any of them :(

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)

scribble some crap on there
and mention you're a teenage girl and they'll fawn over your "awesome talent" for a while.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Ewwwww
The same applies to Andrex Puppy loo roll though... who really want's to wipe their parts on a little puppy... :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

*raises hand*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

*dies a little inside*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Flimmers. You haven't lived!
After a while you start experimenting with different breeds. Shetland Sheepdog puppies are joyously soft as are young Labradors; and I am sure that the comedic value of wiping your bronze with a Shitzu is not lost on you.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Hmmm...
Well one day you’re going to wipe your bottom on the wrong dog and its going to eat your testicles… you have been warned.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Hahahahah

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Snap!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Ooooh spooky!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Cup o' blood

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Urgh!
You dirty dirty girl.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

That's what it bleeding well is!

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

haha
I see what you did there
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

oi oi!

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

The 'bleeding well' is fantastic!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Where are you bleeding from?
i'm from bleeding Essex
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Have you seen that lady who does gothic painting with her minge blood?
It's quite sick.

These ones, if I didn't know what they were, look ok: menstrala.blogspot.com/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

haha
Menstrala. Sounds like a b3ta username.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I bet it is!

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

nope
www.b3ta.com/users/~Menstrala
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:40, Reply)

She's changed it
Bloody cow
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:41, Reply)

oh God I clicked the link
If it wasn't drawn in her fanny bloody I would think they were quite beautiful. As it stands, I want to vomit.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Thy're actually quite pretty until you remember what they are.
Then you just want to hurl.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

coochie, fanjo,
lady's undercarriage.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

The 'lobby'.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

How could I forget!
Flangepiece
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I wonder if engineers and mechanics ever stop giggling over the words
"Flange" and "Greased nipples"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I wouldn't ever.

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

wankel rotary engine

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

same to you

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I quite like the term
squish mitten. Especially since I heard House say it.

I would let him squish my mitten any day.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I've heard fish mitten before
does that coun t
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:49, Reply)

That, sir,
is offensive to women. And possibly fish.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:51, Reply)

and mittens

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:51, Reply)

WOAH!
Speaking of rude words. Just had a text saying 'BJ booked for 8pm xx'
It was from my landlady.

I am hoping she is using the initials of a nearby restaurant...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:43, Reply)

haha
Roota the Rentboy
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Isn't it though!!!
I reckon that'll get me a fiver knocked off this month's rent.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

My BJs are worth at least £7

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Do you deep-throat?

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:58, Reply)

not consensually

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Hahahahah#

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I love Clam Jousting
as a description of lesbian fanny rubbing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I love ~~Clam Jousting as a description of~~ lesbian fanny rubbing
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:50, Reply)

This is true, how did you know?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Come on chaps, has no-one mentioned clunge yet?
Also, entertainment centre.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Black hole of calcutta
Tuna canoe
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Quim?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:01, Reply)

The Downtown Dining & Entertainment District
is apparently number 2 on the list. Hahaha
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:01, Reply)

the whole thing is bullshit
i've suggested Bernard a number of times, but it's never come up and tells me they have had that suggestion before

bullshiytters
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:19, Reply)

I added Spunk Trench
they said they didn't have that. :)
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Cocktrough

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:53, Reply)

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