it's not taking the piss out of anyone
it's not crude
and it doesn't have a silly voice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

But its smartarse levels are so incredibly high
as to negate these other shortcomings, to my mind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:53, Reply)

it's no "what's the fastest thing on land?" though
the answer being "Stevie Wonder's speedboat"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:55, Reply)

That's a bit 'meh'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:06, Reply)

how about that sherlock holmes one?
you must like that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Not sure I know it.
Do go on....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Dr Watson arrives at the door of 221b Baker Street
let's himself in and proceeds to the drawing room. On entering he sees Sherlock Holmes with a young boy. The boy is naked, bent over and Holmes is smearing lemon curd around his arsehole.

Watson cries "Holmes, what the dickens are you doing?"
to which Holmes replies "Lemon entry my dear Watson"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:12, Reply)