I went to see some strippers at a mens night in a local pub
they looked like a couple of junkies and probably were. After the show they were taking guys in to the toilets. I was offered a blowjob for a fiver and a fuck for a tenner. I told them I didn't know where they had been. My mate went down on one of them and when his head came back up there was a lollypop in his mouth. It was not a fun night.
( Peej, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:37, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

good lord
why on earth would you go down on one?

that's just absurd
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Hes an odd ball
Hes a 27 year old virgin who keeps fucking off to latvia to meet girls that he met on one of those chats where you have to put your credit card number in to see their boobs.
( Peej, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)

he sounds like an oddball

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Talking of oddballs
I'm bringing my best man to the bash. I hope they do food. We want steaks!
( Peej, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

good stuff
I'll be down Saturday morningish to Sunday morning

got DIY and family stuff to do unfortunately.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Ring 'em and check.
They used to do good food, but it's not my local anymore, so I don't know.
Bringing a non-b3tan?
( thealternativefact, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Yes is that allowed?
He's my lift
( Peej, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Normal strippers are pretty bad, but pub strippers are almost invariably horrific.
And hilarious.
And terrifying.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)