I like Aerosmith but I don't like Guns 'n Roses.
What do you like but don't like?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:17, 160 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I like big breasts
but I don't like fat chicks
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I like big butts and I cannot lie
I don't like that Marmitey smell.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I was going to put I like big butts and I cannot lie
but thought better of it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

That's me told.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Is there anything more offensive than a fat girl with small boobs?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Yup!
A thin man with large boobs.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:36, Reply)

A Man U shirt with "Huntley" printed on the back?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)

that's excellently offensive

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

A big seller
in Soham
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

with "Huntley" printed on the back?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)

ha
I agree
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)

POTD
I might get one for my brother for his birthday. He'd fucking LOVE that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:01, Reply)

BUT
it will be made of some ghastly polyester fabric. He won't love it......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Fucking hell

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I like men but I don't like psychochomp.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/letterstheywillneverread/post654019#post654024
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Don't worry it's not you.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I know, it's gonz.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

or Al, I haven't decided.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I reckon you're way off the mark.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

yeah, it's clearly both Noel and me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

There's only one way to find out!!!!!
Who is BGB secretly in love with?





(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

third time lucky
edit: poor al.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

after that edit
you have convinced me. it must be JMG
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

The secret will go to my grave.
Unless I get really drunk and someone asks me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

ah ha!
so he's a grave digger!

interesting. I once applied to be a gravedigger
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:29, Reply)

It's ROD STEWART!!!!!11

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Are you not even going to vote in the poll?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:29, Reply)

How can I when you haven't got the right person on there.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Oh, so it's enzyme.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I would totally do Enzyme
as long as he talked about all that stuff that I don't understand the whole time.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)

That shouldn't be a problem

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Just so you know, I'm calling you thick.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)

if you have to explain the joke
it's not funny.

To clarify; you're not funny.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)

My explanation was part of the joke.
It was extra patronising making it funnier.
You would have got that if you were smart.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I did think that
but then I thought that you weren't that clever to think of it so it was probably just you being thick in ambiguously wording the first response.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)

That's a bit sad to be honest. =(
I hope one day your secret knows, and recipocates the same feelings towards you, love or lust, whatever it may be, but has the [whatever it is] to tell you before you go off with his 'mate'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I like Pizza and Bolognese
But I don't like tomatoes
( Peej, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I'm with you there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Yup.
Thirded. Tomato ketchup, tomato soup, tomato based sauces are all of the nom.

Tomatoes in their natural state? Bleeeeurrrgh.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I hate cherry tomatoes
it's like biting into an eyeball.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)

but not in a good way

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I like Jeff Bridges but I don't like Mrs Jeff Bridges.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I like women's arses
But I don't like men's arses
( Peej, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Sexist.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

What's wrong with being sexy?

( Peej, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

you forgot this
/spinal tap
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I was leaving it open for you to work out.

( Peej, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I like Metallica
But I don't like Megadeth
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

cos megadeth are the gay man's metallica
except vortex

and tornado of souls

and hangar 18

come to think of it there are a few songs that are awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

good mourning - black sunday
Hook in mouth.

To be fair I like old metallica, I don't like anything after justice for all metallica
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)

it seems that I'm almost alone in actually really quite liking Load and Reload
except for Mama Said which is a country song

have you listened to Death Magnetic? it's fucking awesome
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I tried
the first couple of songs didn't do it for me so its in the boot of the car somewhere.

I like Lamb of God but don't like Mastodon as well.

see also like tool don't like a perfect circle
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:36, Reply)

fair enough
I found it to be awesome.

I don't really like Lamb of God, although my only experience of them is seeing them live. Too screamy/shouty for me, and if I want fast widdly guitaring I'll listen to Maiden or Dream Theater.

As for Tool and APC, as far as I'm concerned Maynard can do no wrong.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I think
i'm getting to the point of loving albums rather than bands.

Heartworks by Carcass is one of my all time favourite albums, but most of their other stuff doesn't do it for me
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Something else we disagree on there
Although your assessment of Megadeth is eerily accurate, right down to the killer tunes they've done. Although you missed out Holy Wars
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

which bit do you disagree with?
don't know holy wars, I may check it out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Holy Wars is the opening track on Rust in Peace. It's awesome
Load and Reload specifically, especially the latter. Not fond of Death Magnetic although it is their best album since 1991, not that this is saying much
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

What's your view on Garage Inc?
a few tracks aside, I think it's great
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Yep. Awesome. Love it. Apart from Whisky in the Jar, which is a hideous misfire
Apologies for delay replying. Fucking customers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

were the customers any good?
glad to hear it. I think it's got some masterful covers on there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

It's Electric is fucking immense
and since playing Guitar Hero Metallica, I've learnt that their cover of Turn the Page is vastly superior to the original
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Plus, Astronomy is a superb track.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Agreed
We're like the defenders of late 90's Metallica cover albums

Not as snappy as Defenders of the Earth, but perhaps a more worthwhile cause
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Ooh ohh me pick me

Can I defend Metallica covers please? I love the Tuesday's gone cover and Am I Evil
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Damn skippy
You get in just by virtue of the sig
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I heartily endorse the above comments
that album got me into Diamond Head and Blue Oyster Cult, so it should be celebrated.

Also, Mercyful Fate is fricking awesome. Am I right?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Yes

Yes you are.

Now we need a name for our Metallica Defense Initiative
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:42, Reply)

hmmmm, there's something on the tip of my tongue....
can't quite get it....

how about Metallica Defence....Something
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I don't like raw carrots but I love grated carrots.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I like the idea of strippers, but I don't like actual strippers.
I just walked past Spearmint Rhino and there was a proper BOBFOC handing out flyers. I'm not sure why, but I'd expected better from them.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

They look better when you're drunk.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Doesn't everyone?

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Everyone looks more or less the same when I'm drunk.
I'm shit at getting drunk.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Not through lack of practice...

( thealternativefact, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)

For example, regardless of how drunk or sober I am, Clendrix's hair always looks the same to me.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)

you have reminded me of the great song
"A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying"

thanks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

That one is, I think, their finest work.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I have a soft spot for "Kiss me where it smells funny"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)

"It ain't my job
to f*** you on your birthday... anymore."
( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I'm pretty sure she'd still have had the face of a crack-addicted 40-year-old homeless even if I was shitfaced.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I went to see some strippers at a mens night in a local pub
they looked like a couple of junkies and probably were. After the show they were taking guys in to the toilets. I was offered a blowjob for a fiver and a fuck for a tenner. I told them I didn't know where they had been. My mate went down on one of them and when his head came back up there was a lollypop in his mouth. It was not a fun night.
( Peej, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

good lord
why on earth would you go down on one?

that's just absurd
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Hes an odd ball
Hes a 27 year old virgin who keeps fucking off to latvia to meet girls that he met on one of those chats where you have to put your credit card number in to see their boobs.
( Peej, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)

he sounds like an oddball

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Talking of oddballs
I'm bringing my best man to the bash. I hope they do food. We want steaks!
( Peej, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

good stuff
I'll be down Saturday morningish to Sunday morning

got DIY and family stuff to do unfortunately.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Ring 'em and check.
They used to do good food, but it's not my local anymore, so I don't know.
Bringing a non-b3tan?
( thealternativefact, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Yes is that allowed?
He's my lift
( Peej, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Normal strippers are pretty bad, but pub strippers are almost invariably horrific.
And hilarious.
And terrifying.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I had a friend who used to dance there, she was proper fit.
I was about 19 and she bought back another really really really stunning girl (and I don't normally say that about women), and me and me mate were all like "Oooo Yeah, baby, totally getting some tonight", on the taxi back to mine, it was all getting a bit hot'n'heavy. I was on the couch with the two girls, sitting between them, half of both of their bodies on top of me, me totally tenting, my mate cursing me for picking the right seat. They then start feeling each other up, but I was in the way, it was the hottest moment of my life. Then one stood up, took the other girl by the hand, said "Boys, join me in 5 minutes", and went off to the bedroom.

They locked the door and had the porn-movie loud sex, and didn't open it 'till the next morning.

I slept on the couch.

Sad Times.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I like short shorts
but I don't not like short shorts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I like chocolate.
I don't like chocolate flavoured things, like Hot Chocolate or Chocolate ice cream.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Are these chocolate flovoured things not made with chocolate though?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

That's the one.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I like /offtopic
but I don't like /talk
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

today was a good day for /talk
www.b3ta.com/talk/6746442
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

wow, teamwork on talk
I'm impressed
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I like fruit
but I don't like fruit flavoured things
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I'm the opposite.
Hate fruit, but can tolerate some fruit flavoured things. As long as it's not pineapple.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:07, Reply)

snap
i only like apples, but i'll eat most things fruit flavoured
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I like orange flavoured things but I don’t like oranges.
I also like art but I don’t like ‘artists’… mainly because they’re all twunts.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I like b3ta but dislike b3tans
Bastards to a man every last one.
( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I hate routers but I like Roota.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Meh
They're both overrated if you ask me.
( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:58, Reply)

: o

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)

she's gonna fuck you up son

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:07, Reply)

up
:D
( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:09, Reply)

that's a given

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I'm just a stop gap
apparently she wants a threesome with some couple on the south coast.
( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)

who can blame her?
although she actually just wants a go on my mrs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)

oh my misunderstanding
I know how she feels. I want a go on most of my mates mrses.
( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I don't
*shudders*

a lot of my mates have bad bad taste.

she does dig me though. you will have to just accept that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

as she accepts that I'm just
waiting for mrs al to leave the scene
( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)

it could be almost like the mad hatter's tea party
Everyone move round one place!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Thanks BGB
And lads, I'm BACK, you pair of duurty bastards!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Hur hur hur!
:D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:52, Reply)

i'm gon' batter dem boiz
get me Flim?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)

bring it!

( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)

you first old chap

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)

hahah shithouse!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)

we had a discussion last week
about how I'm a coward :-P

and you're a violent scouse scrubber
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Oh my god
I'm gonna fetch my Tigger onto you for that.
He will cut you up.
Yer ma's a scrubber.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)

see what I mean
rough as old boots, and nasty with it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)

You're rough as toast
Toast's rough man.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)

as if
you think I'm a dreamboat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)

No hold on,
what's that word for Nigel Havers?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:09, Reply)

I haven't the foggiest

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

'bender'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Dishy, dashing, but there's some other...
Mums and newspapers say it.

EDIT! DEBONAIRE!
Fucking debonaire that Nigel Havers. I knew there were four D-words.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Dicksplash?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:19, Reply)

You sicken me sometimes lad

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:27, Reply)

what about 'dog-lipstick'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:37, Reply)

*reprezentz*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I don't like cricket! OH NO!!!



I really don't like cricket.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Do you like 10CC though?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I bet you'd like 10cc!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I love them
And Godley & Creme.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:27, Reply)

No I don't.
However I am a huge fan of Ramases whose band featured Godley and Creme. The track 'Quasar One' is one of the most fucked up things in my collection. I bought it from a Greek man on the internet.

I was in love with an American DJ chick once, she liked Dreadlock Holiday and didn't know who it was by so I bought it for her. I got a superb nosh out of it but I'd have married her if she'd have had me.

We did a club night together called 'Cock Rock'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I'd have married her if she'd have had me. We did a club night together called 'Cock
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

very nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Are you admiring Tuggers' cock, there?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

in a manner of speaking

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:37, Reply)

*wiggles willy*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Ere Monty, you know Lol Creme
Is he related to Richard Creme the jewish designer fella from Manchester?
They're both bignosed tall Jewish fellas from Manchester with success in their genes is all. I can't find out anywhere.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:28, Reply)

They're all related. TO ABRAHAM.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Well yeah...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I'm afraid I don't know the real answer, sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Sod right off then!
I thought you'd know that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I know!
I'm famous for my knowledge of Manchester's Jewish designers - HOW EMBARRASSED AM I NOW??!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:50, Reply)

more for your interesting trivia
You auld nuisance.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I'm not, surely?
I kno nuffink.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)

You have thrown up some obscure factoids

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I'm rather flattered, thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Like remember that time you and Mr C
went after the same shirt in Concept Man?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Hahah! He's actually a nice bloke, is Mr C.
A friend of mine got all of the chap from the Shamen who drowned's clothes because he was secretly knobbing his girlfriend at the time of his death.

There you go, that's an obscure factoid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Fuck off!
And there was me kidding about...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Mr C used to own The End nightclub in town
After Carnival one year, my mate Si and I went there, severely drunk and high. We got caught sniffing coke in a cubicle in the gent's, and the security man went 'OI! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN THERE?' to which my genius pal replied 'having a nose-up, innit'.

The man was uttertly flummoxed by this display of complete honesty and let us go about our business.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:07, Reply)