No I don't.
However I am a huge fan of Ramases whose band featured Godley and Creme. The track 'Quasar One' is one of the most fucked up things in my collection. I bought it from a Greek man on the internet.

I was in love with an American DJ chick once, she liked Dreadlock Holiday and didn't know who it was by so I bought it for her. I got a superb nosh out of it but I'd have married her if she'd have had me.

We did a club night together called 'Cock Rock'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd have married her if she'd have had me. We did a club night together called 'Cock
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

very nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Are you admiring Tuggers' cock, there?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

in a manner of speaking

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:37, Reply)

*wiggles willy*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Ere Monty, you know Lol Creme
Is he related to Richard Creme the jewish designer fella from Manchester?
They're both bignosed tall Jewish fellas from Manchester with success in their genes is all. I can't find out anywhere.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:28, Reply)

They're all related. TO ABRAHAM.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Well yeah...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I'm afraid I don't know the real answer, sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Sod right off then!
I thought you'd know that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I know!
I'm famous for my knowledge of Manchester's Jewish designers - HOW EMBARRASSED AM I NOW??!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:50, Reply)

more for your interesting trivia
You auld nuisance.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I'm not, surely?
I kno nuffink.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)

You have thrown up some obscure factoids

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I'm rather flattered, thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Like remember that time you and Mr C
went after the same shirt in Concept Man?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Hahah! He's actually a nice bloke, is Mr C.
A friend of mine got all of the chap from the Shamen who drowned's clothes because he was secretly knobbing his girlfriend at the time of his death.

There you go, that's an obscure factoid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Fuck off!
And there was me kidding about...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Mr C used to own The End nightclub in town
After Carnival one year, my mate Si and I went there, severely drunk and high. We got caught sniffing coke in a cubicle in the gent's, and the security man went 'OI! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN THERE?' to which my genius pal replied 'having a nose-up, innit'.

The man was uttertly flummoxed by this display of complete honesty and let us go about our business.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:07, Reply)