How to seduce a b3tan?
I'd create a meat-puppet account, say one like The Modgazzer General, and be really funny. Wait until the b3tan in question thinks you're an amusing character and start some light-hearted flirting on OT. Threaten to send a picture of your cock via gaz. Start having long conversations via gaz, then email, then by phone every day for weeks. Then convince them to meet up at a neutral location for a party with mutual friends. They're now completely under your control.

Most important of all, refuse to admit that this was your plan all along from the start.
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:44, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

then drug them and take them to Dunstable.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:46, Reply)

take them to Dunstable hard

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:46, Reply)

twice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:47, Reply)

you forgot the "wear a freaky mask" part

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:46, Reply)

That's his face.
I can't believe you sometimes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:55, Reply)

*guffaws*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:56, Reply)

not just any mask
a Corey Taylor Slipknot mask
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:59, Reply)

You forgot the bit about locking them in your car
and driving them at speed to Cambridge on a dark stormy night.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:48, Reply)