Be a hot piece of scouse ayass
Be funny and charming.
Pretend you're not a bit interested.
Make jokes about Vera Lynn.
Insist that the flirting is not working because you will never again succumb to the advances of an internet chancer.
Get your friends to invite him to their party.
Succumb to the advances of an internet chancer.
(Dressing as St Jude optional)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Dressing as St Jude?
You or him?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Me of course!
My nana saw the pics and she actually had her St Jude prayer card in her hand at the time. She said she could not tell us apart.
Jude's my homeboy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:57, Reply)

You're so cool! :D

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Back atcha, frosty!
I reckon all the hipsters will be dressing as St Jude next season
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:04, Reply)

You'd better believe it!
You'll be in Vogue by the end of the month! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Is St Jude a dude?
I just googled and found paintings but he looks like Matthew Kelly. Either your Nan has shite eyesight or you have an impressive beard.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:07, Reply)

My beard was fucking awesome!
Amd yes, I had a flame on my head too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Wow - that is so cool.
It would be like getting a blow-job from the transexual love-child of Brian Blessed and Arthur Brown!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I'm never doing that again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:12, Reply)