My wife is not a giraffe.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Damn straight
She's apparently a midget.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:59, Reply)

When did I say I was a midget?
I like midget gems.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Your dearest husband called you one last night
As he told me how much he loved that I was taller.

Also, never really been that keen on midget gems.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Oh I see
I go out for a few hours and he kicks off on the boards! Hmmmmm...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Yeah, that's pretty much what he said
Oooooooo, I found an awesome sweet shop the other day, with loads of jars of sweets and everything! I plan to save up my pocket money and go spend like £20 on sugary treats. It's gonna be awesome.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Ooooh that’s exciting.
Was it a Mr Simms? A Quarter Of is still my favourite website, I think its DiTs turn to place an order though so I’m waiting on him at the moment for sweetie joy! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Nah, it's some independent place
Although AQuarterOf may be cheaper. My bank account may take a severe beating this afternoon :S
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Hehe yeah its worth having a look.
I tend to find that the sweets are more expensive in the shops because they think people won’t bother to compare the prices online – HA! They clearly underestimate how much I love sweets and how much research time I put into these sorts of things, the darn fools!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:48, Reply)

It's useful to get the opinion of an 'expert' in the area
*Google time*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:49, Reply)

*bows*
Why thank you sir!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Ok, so I just had a brief look
And found about £20 worth of stuff I want. Damn.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Hahaha
Yeah good luck with that! :D

At least the delivery cost doesn't increase as the weight increases... some sweetie websites do that and its mean! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Again, the voice of experience
I might end up popping into the shop too since I'm gonna be past it on Sunday.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:04, Reply)

She eats giraffes, though
innit?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:51, Reply)